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ball beating

The act of causing a somewhat form pain in your testicles while masturbating or while having sex in order to get pleasure.
Male 1: So... how was she in the bed?
Male 2: She was a bit lacking in bed, so I did some ball beating to bust.
by Magnimus Dongimus June 18, 2018
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beating rice cakes

by gothicmikuchanxo January 18, 2010
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child bearing

a reasonably acceptable way to tell your girlfriend she has a fat ass.
hey have you seen linda?
yea, her hips are real child bearing.
by plagueangel June 12, 2008
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Bedlington

A shitty town in Northern England largely populated by chavs and other low-life subhumans. A large majority of the population is stupid, smokes, drinks every night, and lives off taxpayer money via benefits.
Local inbred: Haaaaw man hew lets gan doon the station and get pissed heeeeew!

Normal person: No, you chav scum. Ashington is far more civilised. Bedlington is shit and cold.

Normal person 2: Yeah, at least they have a McDonalds!
by someguyfromthenorth December 3, 2010
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Yogi-Bearing

The act of taking booze by sneaking into random backyards and going through their outdoor fridges, mini-bars, or coolers. This is done when you don't have any money to buy booze, you do not want to buy booze, or you are not old enough to buy alcohol.

Yogi- A person who searches for and takes the booze.
Boo Boo- A person who keeps watch for people who would catch you.
(There can be multiple Yogis and Boo Boos)
Guy 1 "Hey dude, we are all out of money and beer!"
Guy 2 "Let's just go Yogi-Bearing."
Guy 1 "Ok, but ill be a Boo Boo since you got us caught last time when I was the Yogi."
by fwsd June 29, 2009
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Jingle-Belling

When a girl's pussy is so loose, your dick can fit very easily in her cunt, so to please her, you have to shake your dick left and right against her pussy walls like you shake a jingle bell.
Me: Yo Tommy, I spent a night Jingle-Belling that loose sister of yours!
Tommy: Imma fuck you up bitch!
by blahhomies September 11, 2006
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Muffler bearings

A fictional term that bullies use when they ask questions or give maintance advice to ricers.

There is no such thing as muffler bearings however most guys who know nothing about cars can easily be convinced that it is part of their maintance.
Ricer: Is there anything I need to know before I install my new exhaust system?

Bully: Make sure to grease those muffler bearings before the install (bully laughs under his breath)
by truckguy6 December 15, 2008
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