Bastard seagull 

A seagull that enjoys shitting on people and and shitting all over people possessions. You can usually find them on beaches. Don’t approach because they might get pissed and shit all over your stuff

Look at that bastard seagull shitting on his beach blanket

Bastard seagull by Fresh mountain dick November 13, 2018

Bastard Haircut 

A "Bastard Haircut" is a haircut that doesn't suit or fit the person wearing it, yet they refuse to accept it.

"Have you seen Johnny?"

"Nah"

"He's got a Bastard Haircut"

Bastard Haircut by Omega Messiah March 9, 2020

bastard Kate 

High-key a very annoying person

You're such a bastard Kate

bastard Kate by lion boi April 24, 2020

bastard daze 

The state of being where one person is such an absolute bastard that they cannot recognize how awful they are, and instead point out everyone else's flaws.

"I was in such a bastard daze that i i pushed everyone away from me."

bastard daze by H0tVV@t3r August 11, 2020

Bastard sausage 

A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are

Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage

Bastard sausage by donkeyandshrek January 14, 2021

Bastard Ass 

1.Sam

You are a bastard ass

Bastard Ass by M.illy.718 March 8, 2022

bastard factor 

A scale (1 to 10) that describes the likelihood of a vicious old person calling someone a bastard for little or no reason.

I asked the neighbor to keep her dog off my lawn, and she called me a bastard. Wow! That's crazy -- she must have a bastard factor of at least 7.

bastard factor by gjjcorbett April 4, 2022