gjjcorbett's definitions

Gorn

I was feeding ducks at the pond, and an old Gorn came out of that house and tore into me like an angry hornet.

I was feeding the ducks at the pond and an old Gorn came out of that house and tore into me like an angry hornet.

by gjjcorbett April 4, 2022

bastard factor

A scale (1 to 10) that describes the likelihood of a vicious old person calling someone a bastard for little or no reason.

I asked the neighbor to keep her dog off my lawn, and she called me a bastard. Wow! That's crazy -- she must have a bastard factor of at least 7.

by gjjcorbett April 4, 2022