bitter biscuits

very upset, mad, angry.

He's bitter biscuits, he just lost his ipod.

Steal her socks, she'll be bitter biscuits when she wakes up.

by MoJo10 March 27, 2011

Under biscuits

When the gluteus maximus creeps from beneath the short shorts and is exposed to the open air.

"Dang, that girl's under biscuits are gonna burn if she doesn't cover up"

by S.ButtButt July 30, 2015

Biscuit fest

A group or gathering where over 60% of the members are women.

I walked into the party and there where so many girls it was a biscuit fest.

by Bunny stripper July 31, 2016

biscuit in the basket

Putting a ball/puck in the goal to score

Max couldn't put the biscuit in the basket against Forest Lake

by aljfdafjioejfe October 18, 2016

College Biscuit

When a group of fraternity inductees circle around a biscuit and the last one to ejaculate on it must eat it to join the frat.

The Donald loves eating college biscuits.

by P. P. October 19, 2016

yard biscuit

Yard biscuit- a rock (n.)

typically any normal "chucking" sized rock found in the yard. Helps to remove unwanted folk from around your damn house. Yard biscuits can be found in every yard in America.

"Get the fuck outta hea!"..

"Stop spinning those tires! You're throwing YARD BISCUITS!"

by goferitgirl December 19, 2016

rape biscuit

Confectionaries that are handed out mid-rape by a person or persons who are engaging in non-mutual sexual intercourse.

Oi. Stop moving or you won't get a rape biscuit.

by bananashark May 29, 2010