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biscuit head

a rather dumbass, crackhead, or douchebag. Mother Fucka.
Man, that bitch ass is such a biscuit head!
by Austin Winfield March 16, 2009
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Biscuit Pants

This is when a female looks attractive in a tight pair of pants or shorts until she unzips or unbuttons them and her fat expands out of them like when you open up a can of biscuits and the dough just blows up and out of the can. The fat can appear pasty and white just like biscuit dough or it may appear in the form of another color.

Stinky pinky usually occurs after this discovery.
Dude, she looked ok until she unzipped her pants and her fat came spilling out of them. The bitch had biscuit pants!
by DanielM75 December 9, 2008
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Biscuit-eater

a term used when referring to a bitch in public around your elders-n-such
that son of a biscuit-eater set fire to the roller-disco
by keaton1256 February 12, 2009
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biscuit town

A lovely town in New Pieland, east of Preferbia. Elected Walter Robot The Jon has been the Mayor for a long while, but as he is absent at the moment, everything is falling apart a bit, and the Mayor's Assistant is currently dealing with Asininia, the rogue nation currently attempting to invade New Pieland for its resources.

A resident of Biscuit Town is often called a Biscuiteer.
"It is because I... am the mayor of Biscuit Town!" -Mayor The Jon, previous to his absence
by davidmichaelbennett September 23, 2013
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Biscuit Canning

Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...

Remember...girth is what it's worth.
Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.
by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017
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Biscuit Arsed

A slang term meaning extremely intoxicated by alcohol. This is a popular term in SW Scotland, especially in Dumfries. It is sometimes pronounced "Biscuit Ersed" or "Biscuit Airsed"
"You get biscuit arsed every weekend"
by Scotia fae the Toon April 13, 2007
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Biscuit Linguistique

Cruel grammar homework all French teachers give

Means "linguistic cookie (cookie as in a "treat")"
French Teacher:"Voici un biscuit linguistique (here's a linguistic treat)

Student: "Aww mann"
by Lumenu December 18, 2018
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