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awkwardlotte

an awkward person below the height of 5’4 who doesn’t know how to socialize and is a bit swag but odd at the same time
person 1: youre so awkwardlotte oh my gosh
person 2: awkwardlotte?

person 1: yea short and awkward but you have a hint of swag 😎
by cinnamontoastcrunchies October 21, 2020
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The Awkward Seat

The Awkward Seat (n.)-

1. The seat in between parties in a crowded movie theater. It is usually left vacant in order to avoid any awkward tension between two strangers.
I moved to the middle as far as I could without occupying the awkward seat next to that scary fat chick and her bitchy looking friends.
by Jay Danger March 8, 2010
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secondhand awkward

refer to situations or circumstances wherein you find yourself feeling awkward towards a person whom you don't know personally or you're not close to BECAUSE of something you know about him or her.

Situation:

Person A and Person B works for the same company. They know each other by face and name.
Person C is the bestfriend of Person A.

Person C tells Person A that Person B is actually THE ex-girlfriend or ex-lover of her current boyfriend whom she suspects is still madly in love with Person B.
One morning, Person A meets Person B in the comfort room of the office and there was awkward silence.
I had a secondhand awkward moment with Person B today in the comfort room. I didn't know what to say.
by Lillian Marsden November 5, 2010
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Awkward Cease Convo

A word or phrase used that abruptly ends the conversation and is difficult (or impossible) to recover conversation from afterward.
Steve:Yeah I thought the Patriots did well last week

John: Totally but I'm not sure Welker can make up for it

Steve: One time my uncle played football.

John: *sigh* you Awkward Cease Convo -ing sonuvabitch
by SenorCardgage August 17, 2009
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Awkwardpoppers

While seated and driving a car, passing gas in a fashion that prohibits normal expulsion between the buttocks, all the while re-routing the gas between the scrotum and inner thigh resulting in an awkwardly loud popping sound emitted within the upper right or left pubic region, usually resulting in an awkward silence between both driver and passenger.
"My girlfriend's boring conversation came to a screeching halt when I let loose some muffled awkwardpoppers at the red light."
by PavlousThe Great March 25, 2010
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awkward add

when a facebook friend request is confirmed just so things don't become awkward between two people.
Guy1: Well it took two weeks but that cute chick at work finally added me on facebook. She totally wants me.
Guy2: Dude, your full of shit. I bet it was an awkward add.

Girl1: UGH! My creepy boss from work added me on facebook. If i deny it things will get awkward. I can't believe I have to add this guy.
by frapelz June 25, 2010
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Awkward First

Using a guy/girl that you don't like to get your 1st kiss, 1st make out, and/or 1st relationship over with. Gets you past all the "Awkward Firsts" so you have confidence and experience for the one(s) you do like.
yeah i'm going out with Josh Friday. I don't like him I just want him to be my awkward first.
by stellarheart557 January 13, 2011
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