Antartican

Represents those who live in ignorance when knowledge is available". It is an attempt to make the old English/Irishman, American/Pole, Irish/Kerryman jokes more politically correct, and make an Antartican the butt of the jokes!

These two Antarticans are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away.

This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away. He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end." The buddy gets exasperated and says "You idiot, those are for the other side of the house!"

by bamaroadhog December 14, 2012

Antarctic Bear Claw

When a person who has very long, dirty yellow, finger nails takes a naked woman out into the snow and sticks his hand repeatedly inside her vagina.

Bro I totally gave your girlfriend an Antarctic bear claw after we made a snowman with a dick and boobs last night.

by ak47shizzle April 16, 2009

artard

a better word for retard (can be taken more offensively)

As someone tells a lame story... you wisper to your friend "what an artard!"

by B.zee October 16, 2008

Ahtari

Letters "A" should be written with scandinavian alphabeth "Ä".
Finlands LeafNation headquarters. Best place to be in Finland.

Ähtäri. Finlands LeafNation headquarters. Best place to be in Finland.

by JP May 9, 2004

Antarctica

Where the Second Impact happened. Some crazy shit happened down there that caused it, like touching angels, or something. Who really knows? Oh, and giant light wings came out, and killed like half the people on Earth. The lesson, stay away from Antarctica people, it likes being unpopulated.

"Say Gendo, want to go down to Antarctica and fuck up the world?"

"Sure, sounds like fun!"

by Pen-Pen March 21, 2008

artark

The second stage or retard, being completely idiotic in all periods of a day

She aint no retard she's a dumb ass artark

by $T-MONEY$ November 12, 2007

artardument

An argument with a person you swear is retarded...but cannot be scientifically proven to have down's syndrome.

I got in an artardument with that kid who wears bike horns on his wrists. Is he mildly retarded?

by Effen Hix January 7, 2008