Emotional Autism 

When an adult fails to develop proper emotional maturity. Usually secondary to being spoiled or helicopter parenting. People with the condition often live at home well into their 30s and often use the phrase “let me check with my mom” whenever faced with making adult decisions.

The 30 year old with emotional autism in room one won’t let us stitch him up till his mom gets here.

Emotional Autism by Capt. Rowdy August 10, 2019

TikTok autism 

Autism faked on the internet for attention. Everyday behavior becomes a series of quirky symptoms. The goal is to feel special or escape responsibility. See also: neurodivergence.

A: Does she actually have autism autism?
B: No, TikTok autism.

TikTok autism by Urbanscholar834 August 3, 2023

fuckboy autism 

A person whose whole personality is pussy and being obsessed with fuckboy behavior. Such as only watching douchey podcasts (whatever podcast, fresh and fit). A true follwer of Andrew Tate and others like him. The first one to say "why women deserve less" or "these modern day women want a traditional man but aren't traditional women." , or other douchey sayings.

Jeff- " why does that guy make pussy and bashing women his whole personality?"
Robert- " That that dudes definitely on the fuckboy autism spectrum"

fuckboy autism by SillyBilly180069 October 24, 2023

situational autism

When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.

Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.

situational autism by tom.van May 2, 2010

accidental autism 

When you mess up so bad it makes you sound autistic

Tim had an accidental autism moment when he told the Chick-fil-A employee he wanted a cheese burger.

accidental autism by Jrvencill November 23, 2017

hipster autism 

The failure of one to give a fuck while wearing a paisley skirt.

Jill: Sarah wore her tapestry without understanding the Widespread Panic song.

Nicki: Oh man, hipster autism sucks.

hipster autism by Nicki&jill November 27, 2013

Drew autism attack 

A combination of strange monkey noises, as well as sickly perverted jokes typically directed towards the male acquaintance. These outbursts last anywhere from 5 minutes to 10 hours before Andrew will return to his human form.

Andrew: "Will I will inhale you."
Anyone else: "You just had a Drew Autism attack"

Drew autism attack by MonkeyBallZ__ December 21, 2019