Aubertin

A french coward, who has an obsession with fingering abnormally tall creatures.

Did you shag that giraffe?
No, I did an Aubertin!

Why does nobody want to fuck me?
Because you're Aubertin.

by Rory ShedEver June 3, 2011

Asser

A person (typically promiscuous) who has a proclivity for anal intercourse

She is a definitely an asser

by Baskims June 27, 2017

hashtag abuser

Someone who doesn't really understand that a hashtag is essentially a filing system on the internet. One thing can't go in so many random places, so: -

#Loving my #life right #now! Check out my #new #Wedges @ExpensiveShoes #PartyTime #yolo #fashion #geek #fun #Unicorn #boom #shuutup

... is just plain ridiculous, this goes under #shoes and/or maybe #life if you must. *rolls eyes

Also #HastagAbuser -

Just saw new @RyanGosling film he is so lush! #Heneedstobemyhusband (ahem..) #youwillloveit #wetterthananotterspocket #go

Who is EVER going to search those?!

Stop it #peace

'Jo's is such a hashtag abuser, hashtags every word in his tweets. Doesn't make sense, looks like spam!'

by Pocket August 4, 2014

assery

rubbing your ass on someone

origin: County Cork, Ireland

from:
ass - hind portion of an animal
-ery - to rub

Yo bitch! Stop wit the assery and suck dis dick!

by G March 16, 2004

assertive

prone to being a pain in the ass

i see youve been to self assertion classes then...

by Incony October 17, 2003

smart-assery

a factory that produces smart asses

Dave was created in a smart-assery.

by bobbbbbbbbed February 3, 2012

hashtag abuser

Someone who OD's on the hashtags to the point of being obnoxius.

A Hashtag Abuser's Posts on Social Media usually look like this :
I #me went#pasttensegoes to#2 the#da the#thee store#placetoshop .#puncuationmark #hashtagabuser

by nbecks August 4, 2014