astroturf

v. The technique of using boiler plate text to advance a political agenda. "Astroturfing" is typically done by sending the same letter to every newspaper one can find. A certain number of newspapers will be duped into thinking that the letter is original and heartfelt when it is neither.

Many newspapers were astroturfed with the pro-Bush letters posted at the pResident's web site. Many newspapers were convinced that a number of soldiers worship Bush as the Messiah incarnate.

by fugitive October 9, 2004

astraea

the sexiest piece of meat you'll ever lay your eyes on

"damn, astraea got bunda ngl"

by astraeaxoxo November 1, 2020

astrology

The practice of predicting one's attributes, past, and future from looking at the stars, planets, planetoids, moons, and pretty much anything in the sky.

An addiction of people who are too stupid to realize that even if astrology is accurate, your sun sign means next to nothing and most horoscopes are made up.

by Hippy on a Bicycle October 22, 2003

Astro-Faggot

A faggot of astronomical proportions.

- Made of such epic faggotry it's almost legendary.
- Someone who needs to be killed using fiar and can be used in conjunction with the "Does not want!" line.
- A faggot in space

'haha, cowy is such an astro-faggot..'

by [Unit 731] December 24, 2008

astroglide

1) commercial vaginal lubricant that advertises itself as "second only to nature"

After experiencing masturbation enhanced with astroglide Whit felt that all her years of masturbation before had been for nothing!!! Second only to nature?! It beats nature using a 2x4 with a nail stuck through it!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kaworu July 3, 2004

Astrotweet

A political message posted to Twitter (or other social network), which is written by skilled writers working for political organizations, and meant to appear as if it was generated as spontaneous political expression by ordinary citizens.

The attacks on the Congressman were not sincere posts by citizens, but rather, the output of a well orchestrated astrotweet campaign.

by shoqvalue January 11, 2011

Astro Dick

A special combo of a slap dick and a limp dick that is unable to string together a coherent sentence or get a hard on for anything other than cartoons. Spends a lot of time gaming, ineffectively. Generally an Astro Dick has no friends and will try....once again ineffectively to be a bully to make up for the limp dick portion of his psyche.

That dude would rather play with himself in his mom's basement than go out with a real girl. He's a real astro dick.

by Legolina January 18, 2011