Aspenist

A religion where you worship a person named aspen

Person 1: I don't have a God
Person 2: I am the God
Person 1: I'm atheist

Person 2: not anymore you're now an aspenist

by ArsoNcol July 20, 2021

assenger

Entitled assholes who cause a scene on your flight

Attendant - Sir please turn off Airplane Mode.
Guy - What the hell why would you ask me to do something so amazingly stupid and ridiculous? What will turning off my connection to prevent signal interference do for me?
Guy 2 - Ah great, there's the assenger of the flight.

by SuperNateParty August 21, 2021

Aspen

A gay person who likes the fruit guava

Person1: Hey, have you heard about Aspen??
Person2: Yeah, I heard he is gay and likes that one fruit
Person1:Which Fruit?
Person2: Its starts with a G i forgot which one.
Person1: Guava??
Person2: Yeah, That one.

by Thy Stiffy September 1, 2021

Aspen

A person who is gayer than gay

“Aspen means gay!”
“Omg really! I hate aspens!!!”

by 1800DREAMINT September 27, 2021

aspensexual

Attracted to anyone named aspen

Back off she only likes people called aspen
Because she is aspensexual

by C h a d69 November 23, 2021

Aspen

a mug

don’t do an aspen, don’t be a mug

by zimmer frame November 29, 2021

Aspen

A beautiful Asian-American woman who loves to have fun, going out with you, and watch anime with you.

You’re a beautiful Aspen!

by Nigel L January 29, 2022