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AssCats

A rare but potent STD contracted from having buttsex with cats. Most noticeable symptoms are brown curly hair, small tittys, a bad smell and strangely colored pubic hair. (such as polkadots)
-Dude, that chick is one fine mamajamba.
-Yo stay away from her man, Bitch got asscats!
by nicandjon February 8, 2006
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Mongolian Asshat

(Adjective) From assclown, referring to an individual or individuals exhibiting conduct demonstrating that the better part of their genetic material at conception trickled down their maternal ancestor's bare buttocks.
And lo, they did see the apocalypse approaching...and riding at the front of the four horsemen was George Bush. What a mongolian asshat that man is.
by Bob Weaver May 12, 2004
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asshat

The formation of shit that completely fills your ass crack as you dump in your pants while sitting. The compressed turd creates a hat for your ass.
A person who would best be described by comparing to the above.
Timmy extruded a massive asshat in his diaper.
Joe is such an asshat.
That was a real asshat move.
by howman December 19, 2008
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Asshat Trick

A term pertaining to hockey. Specifically, when a goalie incompetently allows three or more consecutive goals to be scored in a single game.
Marc-Andre Fleury allowed three poorly executed shots to pass into the net during the most recent game against the Flyers, earning an asshat trick.
by EC Oracle January 7, 2010
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asscake icing

In other words it's shit, especially if it is spread over a large surface, say an ass for example that gives someone the impression of a cake.
Person1: Hey, want some asscake icing?
Person2: Hell yeah!
by George-A January 5, 2009
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asscastle

When your ass crack sweats and gets all salty and the dry salt leaves a crusty residue.
Hey man, I just went jogging for ten miles. To you want to lick my asscastle.
by Jocko Johnson March 11, 2004
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asshat

a moron who tries to write profanity in public and can't spell.
at a theme park,"fuck fagits" and written underneath is learn to spell asshat
by johnredd July 15, 2008
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