adoption

The act of giving up one's child to ensure betterment of the next generation.
courageous
heartfelt
stories?

My pseudo grandpa Mel was adopted.
adoption stories

by PineappleJuice February 24, 2015

APOP

Air Passing Over Poop. Farting while you have a turd in the chamber.

Yuck! Who let out the APOP?

by Monte W Hippet August 9, 2009

apophthegm

an epigram, or favourite saying.

my apophthegm is and always will be "there is a weasel in Jeff's pants!"

by Psianide October 18, 2004

apostrophinated

A word that has an apostrophe in it.

the word "doesn't" is apostrophinated.

by Frenger December 9, 2008

Adopted

Its what you are

Son, Your adopted. So is your mother.

by TheCommunistNugget April 25, 2019

adopt me

adopt me

adopt me

by kiitybunnigirl August 25, 2021

Adopt me

A famous game on Roblox. This game is full of absolutely stupid children who trades the piles of garbage they bring everywhere with them to flex on others only to get scammed, after that they start a massive argument and the argument has a heck ton of terrible shitty insults. What other can you do in this game other than go on google and search up for the best insults known to man kind or watching the dramatic movie while eating a large sized popcorn and loudly sipping 2 liters of your favorite soda? Collecting! Yes that's right, use your parent's credit card (I forgot that your dad went to get milk) and get some in game currency to get the useless pets! Grow it while it begs you for food, for a shower (little shit can't turn on the water) and for some playtime! Why not collect some recyclable plastic instead of going to the gym, doing homework and much, much more! Waste your valuables (including every second of your life) on this amazing game! Watch the no-lifers get their daily streaks to a higher number! So cool! Play adopt me now! 100% won't make a pop up begging you for your life savings every 10 seconds! Now get your ass out there and go lose some weight.

Mother: Somebody used up all of my money!
14 year old: It was insert 5 y/o name here, insert 5 y/o non-existent pronouns here said that insert 5 y/o non-existent pronouns here needs it to get a cool pet in the weird lookin game called "Adopt Me" on "Roblox"
Mother: I fucking hate my life.

by rotten mochi August 28, 2022