allister

best person in the world better than ewan

ewan is a spaz allister is great

by bobs4445634 May 16, 2018

partial artist

Someone who studies more than one martial art at a time. Since they can't put everything they have into one style, they usually aren't good at any of them. See also: 95% of hick frat-boys who start 'practicing MMA.'

Douchebag #1: "I hear you started MMA."
Douchebag #2: "Yeah, been working on my Muay Thai, jiu-jitsu, and kickboxing."
Douchebag #1: "So, you're a partial artist."

by Lord Bling April 29, 2009

Cum Artist

A seasoned porn veteran. She knows all the moves, but has the ability to think outside the box (no pun intended). She is innovative with the regular routines, but more importantly, she creates new and particularly filthy sex acts. This is a compliment rather than an insult.

Wow, that bitch can consistently blow cum bubbles out of her ass, she really took the cum fart to the next level. I bow to you. Ron Jeremy will tap you on both shoulders with his triumphant schlong; you shall be knighted a true cum artist.

by Simon Lexington March 18, 2008

Conservative Scapegoat Artist

A slang word for Conservative figures in the media that try to put the blame on Liberals for all of America's woes regardless of who is at fault. Conservative Scapegoat Artists tend use half truths or down right lies to promote Prejudice against Liberals.

Conservative Scapegoat artists are behind tend to thrive on the Social Divide.

by ????^_^???? August 29, 2007

Alistar

A fucking demon that will crush your fucking scull

Person:Hey alistar Person:fucking dies

by Radio demon September 15, 2020

Allister

Literally poggers male. Very alpha and massive cock.

Wow, Allister has a big cock, unlike dowker.

by very pog May 4, 2021

Aleister

A Gaelic name meaning "The Master of Sex" given only to the most masculine of men. By law, a child may only be named Aleister if his penis exceeds 1/2 a foot at the time of birth. As a verb, "to Aleister" means "to fuck the shit out of" or "to effortlessly cause multiple orgasms in women. If a man named Aleister sleeps with a virgin, she instantly turns into a nymphomaniac whore. The name Aleister has been derived into the English word A-Lister.

"Aleister sure lived up to his name last night, he made me cum four times"

"That damn neighbour boy Aleister'd my daughter... she was a virgin, now she gets passed around like the town doobie.

by mlap1019 August 12, 2012