Alt-Bro

Alternative Bro

An Alt-Bro is much like the Dave Matthews listening, sandal wearing Bro of the 90's, only wears tight pants, and only alternative music.

by Weavs January 15, 2009

alt-reality

Your unwillingness to accept the facts does not negate that they are untrue.

Your alt-reality to accept that Donald Trump with be the next 45th President of the United States.

by Idahojewel December 30, 2016

Alt Girl

A alt girl or a goth is a female that mainly uses the popular breakout social media apps like Tiktok and Instagram and mainly listens to artists like Lil Peep, $uicideboys and Tame Impala, etc. There dye their hair pink or any other color and thinks there different from there peers but really they act like clowns and there’s thousands of bitches like herMost of the time they are speaking about politics which they have no knowledge or research of them. They also are most likely wannabe skaters and feminists and goths which they are very different from the ones from the 90s early 2000s and they are really sensitive and actually anti social bitches in real life.

Look at Mia over here thinking she’s a Alt girl. she dresses like a clown.

by Therealbebejesus October 12, 2020

Alt Account

An second or alternate account

I have an alt account used for insert what you wanna use it for

by Some_guy_who_has_definitions November 27, 2022

Alt tiktok

The most cringey community on any social media platform that exists. They will try to cancel you over a fucking joke, email your school and then cry about it in the corner like the rejects that they are. They also tend to be hypocritical, irrational and Think they are better than anybody else

Normal tiktok person - *laughs at joke*
Alt tiktok kids - this isn’t funny.
Irrational tiktok person - Humor is subjective and you just can’t say it’s not funny because everyone has different humor, perspectives and opinions lol... just scroll if you see something that you don’t like🤷🏻 ♂️

by WowPoggers October 17, 2020

Alt + F4

Alt + F4 is used as a prank.

Newbie: "Do you guys know any cheats?"
Expert: "Yes, just press Alt + F4!"
*Newbie presses Alt + F4*
*Expert laughs*

by ALEXtheEMO August 21, 2009

Alt-Bro Code

The Code by which every Alt-Bro must live. A philosophy based on the logic of setting bowling lane bumpers, and empowering others to bang around, within the provided constraints.

The 4 Bromandments:

1. Be curious
2. Be accepting
3. Be woke
4. Be inclusive

Commonly Heard Alt-Broisms:

"All bromandments are equally important."

"Sometimes you don't need to give an answer, just listen."

"Healthy inside, healthy outside."

"Be simple, without being plain."

"You bought the ticket, you take the ride."

(Alt-Bro Code)

by Lunchboxfever October 1, 2019