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Alfredo juice

Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.

First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.

In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy
Fuck me that Alfredo juice so sweet fuck you bitch you’re going to jail.
by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025
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Alfredo juice

Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.

First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.

In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy
Fuck me that Alfredo juice so sweet fuck you bitch you’re going to jail.
by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025
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Alfredo surprise

Alfredo Surprise: A culinary creation where a dollop of creamy Alfredo sauce is placed in the center of a pizza, beneath the layer of cheese, creating a hidden, rich, and flavorful surprise that is revealed once the pizza is sliced and served
After taking a bite of the pizza, I was pleasantly surprised by the creamy, hidden Alfredo sauce in the center—definitely an unexpected Alfredo surprise
by Two-tone Tony March 13, 2025
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Alfred

Also know as Alfred Pennyworth or simply, Pennyworth. An old white man with a British accent. He is estimated to be worth a penny.
Bro, that's Alfred!
Alfred got taken out!
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Alfredo

Yeah Bob just went to get his Alfredo and so he can lock in
by theawesomeone11 July 10, 2025
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alfresco banging

Outdoor sex, ideally in a picturesque location such as on a riverbank.
“Do you want my meat by the river today, Lara?”

“Oh, go on then, Niall. I’m always up for a bit of alfresco banging.”
by Lil Moon, the OG MG October 26, 2025
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Alfredo

The castelano Freddy Fazbear from Cinco Noches Con Alfredo
Alfredo just camped by puppet and then double pumped me in the ass whilst hitting the griddy
by SUPERWOGFAN100 December 4, 2025
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