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retail alumni

A fan of a college or university's sports team only because they bought or own a shirt from it but never graduated from it.
Their exclusive association is through being a fan of the college or university's sports team.
Often the fan is too stupid to graduate college but can regurgitate great volumes of team fact, history and legend.
Steve is a retail alumni for Alabama only because his inbred uncle-daddy and cousins are also a retail alumni.
None of them have even set foot on campus, let alone attended, and probably couldn't even show you where it was on a map.
by fuzzygreysocks March 29, 2010
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Aluminium train

Either the act or the sensation of intravenous cocaine use, due to the metallic rushing sound you hear when the drug crosses the blood-brain barrier. The ultimate rush accompanied by the ultimate tinnitus.
i shot too much llello last nite & all i could hear was the damn aluminium train.
by Fruitbat December 20, 2008
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Albumist

Album purist; someone who listens to entire albums instead of just a few songs here and there. Person who follows albumism. Also albumer. Opposite of songer or songist.
Alice Cooper's talent can only be truly appreciated by an albumist.
by J. B. Baby May 22, 2006
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abumo

jake: THAT MAN COMMITS ABUMO!

ethan: WHAT! NO! I WOULD NEVER!
by Quinn_is March 3, 2021
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alumagnetic

"Alumagnetic" describes a metal as "having a low susceptibility to magnetization, just as aluminium".
It is the opposite of "ferromagnetic", which describes a metal as "having a high susceptibility to magnetization, just as iron".
"This can of Coke must be made of something alumagnetic since I can't seem to pick it up with a magnet"
by poieen June 17, 2023
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Albuquerque

(AL-bah-KIRK-ee), from the Latin: Absconditus : meaning hidden, concealed.

Located perfectly in the middle of the surface of the planet, Albuquerque has been refered to as the Shangri La of the western hemisphere. Visitors to the Duke City are astonished to discover that it is in the continental United States and no passport is required. It's residents are ferociously kind and loving, and have developed more that 500 different ways to cook green chili. After the world wide destruction of 2012, Albuquerque was elected capitol city of the new world. A jewel of the desert.
Duke City, Shangri La, 2012, green chili, Albuquerque
by v00d00whoknew? July 4, 2009
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alum

I graduated from Bremen High School in Midlothian, Illinois in 1990. My presence is still felt throughout the faculty.
by Saints September 24, 2003
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