Amsterdam Pickle

Occurs when receiving a blowjob by someone who has a cold and they sneeze all over the receivers penis. The blower then uses the snot as lubricant. It first originated in the early 2000's when Thomas Bangalter of Daft Punk solicited a prostitute who was rather ill and coined the term in a drunken state an hour after the encounter.

Jenny definitely gave the old Amsterdam Pickle last night. Unfortunately, now I have a cold.

by The Norwegian Cucumber December 16, 2010

amsterdam

amsterdam -Verb

A amsterdam is when: You hit town with your girlfriend and smoke weed, then get back home for some sensual sex!

Group chat with homies:
You: Let's do something today guys!

You: Long time since we did some crazy shiit
Friend4: Sry man doing an amsterdam tonight! sry again
Friend3: dayum Friend4! you have that kush though?

friend2: Im in on hitting town today! Good look on your amsterdam Friend4
friend1: Better be a good amsterdam then, bros before hoes you know !

by UZHA June 20, 2016

Amsterdam breakfast

To smoke a joint while one sips their coffee in the morning.

I poured my cup of coffee, lit my joint, and enjoyed my Amsterdam breakfast.

by HydroHoudini October 13, 2017

Asterix

Asterix is the cutest, funniest, and kind of dumbest dog ever. He loves everyone, and spreads his love to people, and his close doggy friends.

Asterix loves everyone

by abolishthegreenapples May 24, 2021

emailing Amsterdam

The process of trying to check your email from inside a moving vehicle using public wi-fi. This requires (1) finding an open wi-fi network, (2) logging in to the network using DHCP, and (3) frantically trying to check your email or surf the web before the signal is lost.

Typically done quickly while at a stop light mostly out of curiousity and boredom and hopefully without picking up a virus (not unlike something one my try while visiting a brothel in Amsterdam).

I don't think that geek can ride the bus home without emailing Amsterdam. He needs to unplug.

by David W Williamson January 4, 2008

cum guzzeling asteroid cunt

An insult reserved only for emergencies where the situation calls for an insult that will cause her to incinerate the earth upon hearing it. Used primarily to insult a girl when she won't stop farting in her sleep.

Girlfreind-pppphhhfffftttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
You- stop farting in your sleep you cum guzzeling asteroid cunt!!!!!!

by Fedex1220 August 2, 2016

Adster

Adster is an Internet slang term describing a person (usually male) who performs excessive sympathy and attention toward another person, sometimes in pursuit of a sexual relationship. A simp as "someone who does way too much for a person they like".

Joao is my #1 bb, Best homie number 1!!!, Love u joao best bb homie :adster

by Gigachad17 May 30, 2021