I tried to watch TV for 5 minutes, then I got bored, and looked at porn, even though I just did that 10 minutes ago, damn imma porn addict
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Brother: Shhh don't tell mom i'm taking her money. I need to get the new booster packs!
Sister: You're a pokemon addict...
Brother: Wuz that? I couldn't hear you over my Pokemon songs.
Sister: You're a pokemon addict...
Brother: Wuz that? I couldn't hear you over my Pokemon songs.
by hoagly December 25, 2010
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Dez: yo did you see that new jaunt from rachel star bruh?
me: nah son i got the real shit
Dez: its just as good imagining it. and sometimes i use lotion to enhance the feeling. it works.
me: Bull you need some help you are such a porn addict.
Dez: yo did you see that new jaunt from rachel star bruh?
me: nah son i got the real shit
Dez: its just as good imagining it. and sometimes i use lotion to enhance the feeling. it works.
me: Bull you need some help you are such a porn addict.
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Get the sex addict mug.A person around the age of fourteen who is extremely addicted to overwatch. All he says is "I wish we could get overwatch on our school laptops" and "I wish you could get overwatch on steam". He makes overwatch reference on everything including going to the toilet. Whenever he gets home he does his homework at light speed then spends the rest of the night on overwatch. Whenever someone talks to him, walks in the room or even looks at him, he will yell; "I CANT HEAR YOU I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU IM PLAYING OVERWATCH WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY" The next morning he gets to school and the whole cycle repeats.
This person is very, very commonly a Lachlan Waugh
This person is very, very commonly a Lachlan Waugh
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Get the Overwatch Addict mug.A common argument used by protestors of marijuana and by those who are unwilling to let go of the lies they've been fed their entire lies. The ignorant ones will say, "Pot is in the same group as crack and heroin and computer duster and will make the user suffer withdrawals," and what the fuck have you. The more educated ones, while still quite ignorant, will say "Well, while it's not physically addictive, it is PSYCHOLOGICALLY addictive, and so you should stay away from it."
And that's why I became a part of the anti-fingernails campaign. What's our cause? Well, the habit of biting fingernails, while by no means physically addictive, can be psychologically addictive. Fingernails should therefore be made illegal.
But wait, masturbation can also be psychologically addictive... and so can gambling... and shopping and facebook and video games and reading and working and over-eating and under-eating and sex... All of these things should absolutely be made illegal, don't you agree?
The truth is, people have been smoking pot since AT LEAST 3000 B.C., and in the last five thousand years, no one has overdosed on pot, no one has died or been hospitalized from severe withdrawal from pot, nor has anyone's body has gone through ANY withdrawal symptoms from pot.
Sure, it's psychologically addictive. But is it dangerous in this way? I suppose you can judge for yourself. As for me, I've smoked pot every fucking day from early December to late May, and I'm doing fine now (in late April).
And that's why I became a part of the anti-fingernails campaign. What's our cause? Well, the habit of biting fingernails, while by no means physically addictive, can be psychologically addictive. Fingernails should therefore be made illegal.
But wait, masturbation can also be psychologically addictive... and so can gambling... and shopping and facebook and video games and reading and working and over-eating and under-eating and sex... All of these things should absolutely be made illegal, don't you agree?
The truth is, people have been smoking pot since AT LEAST 3000 B.C., and in the last five thousand years, no one has overdosed on pot, no one has died or been hospitalized from severe withdrawal from pot, nor has anyone's body has gone through ANY withdrawal symptoms from pot.
Sure, it's psychologically addictive. But is it dangerous in this way? I suppose you can judge for yourself. As for me, I've smoked pot every fucking day from early December to late May, and I'm doing fine now (in late April).
Tool: "Don't smoke marijuana, you'll develop a marijuana addiction."
Me: "Sure I will. Are your teeth yellow because of your coffee or your cigarettes?"
Tool: "... Both?"
Me: "Sure I will. Are your teeth yellow because of your coffee or your cigarettes?"
Tool: "... Both?"
by JPobo April 26, 2010
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