the dog ate it

A classic and not very credible excuse usually used in cartoons and sitcoms to excuse a student's lack of completed homework when they get to school.

"Boy, where is your homework?"; "The dog ate it, sir" "THWACK" "OW!"

by Chris May 23, 2004

who ate all the pies

An indication that a Frenchman has entered the room.

Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

i ate a pen

when you consume a pen

ben "hey man i ate a pen"
john "man that sucks"

by LizardDash005 August 14, 2019

Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!!

something you chant at fat people

ben iggo: yum pies

some guy:"Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!!"

by Danman11 June 19, 2006

dog ate homework

The most common found excuse of not turning in homework in stories, cartoons, and comics, etc.

Oh. My dog ate homework.

by Billiam Beaver July 18, 2016

bears_ate_my_flipflops

My wife
Stupid
Argues with me
Gay
Soon to be cosplay buddy🙁

bears_ate_my_flipflops Yeah hi it’s izumi if you see this now play genshin with me..

by qiqithezombie July 13, 2021

the dog ate it

Worthless excuse, hiding you were to lazy to do what you were supposed to do.

Teacher: "Where's your homework?" Pupil: "The dog ate it"

by Casman May 23, 2004