A laundry Asshole is someone who doesn't take their laundry out so someone else can use the washer and/or dryer. Usually found in college campuses or laundromats, though laundromat people are usually more alert to their clothes so they aren't pilfered.
Oh no, why did I leave for dinner right before my laundry was done? I'm gonna be a laundry asshole tonight I guess...
by N0where December 11, 2021
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Psychology: Displays the "I´m a sensitive, deep and accepting soul" persona to others, but will infact push your mother down the stairs when you´re not looking. This is an emotionally manipulativ, immature and passive aggressive backstaber that feels entitled and believes to be better than others due to "uniqueness" . The artsy asshole believes to be creative due to following trends, but this person is in fact a generic, deeply insecure, trendy-clothed, shit-talker that tries to elevate themselves by backstabbing others. If they get confronted ,they will take on the victim-role and will often cry about being "mistreated".
Psychology: Displays the "I´m a sensitive, deep and accepting soul" persona to others, but will infact push your mother down the stairs when you´re not looking. This is an emotionally manipulativ, immature and passive aggressive backstaber that feels entitled and believes to be better than others due to "uniqueness" . The artsy asshole believes to be creative due to following trends, but this person is in fact a generic, deeply insecure, trendy-clothed, shit-talker that tries to elevate themselves by backstabbing others. If they get confronted ,they will take on the victim-role and will often cry about being "mistreated".
by Dstmna March 15, 2022
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A swollen, chaffed or sore asshole that can only be achieved after a solid ass-pounding friday and saturday night. Most common in insecure drunk women, dope fiends, inmates and Justin Beiber fans.
Austin awoke that morning to find his asshole swollen and practically rubbed raw from all his guido buddies after a spectacular weekend of fist pumping and partying on the Shore, a textbook case of the sunday morning asshole.
by I AM GOD. HI. July 12, 2010
Get the Sunday Morning Asshole mug.1. "Smashed Bag of Assholes" is phrase used in a figurative manner to describe something that is disgusting as fuck, such as crumpled up paper bag full of prolapsed anuses.
2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.
2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.
1:
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.
2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.
2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!
by 4tuna August 23, 2014
Get the Smashed Bag of Assholes mug.Clint and Brent find a dead raccoon in their bedroom, and they would like to determine its age so they check to see if it has a silver dollar asshole by using their fingers to gauge its size.
by Half of 34 May 27, 2021
Get the Silver Dollar Asshole mug.Hawkesbury, Ontario, Canada. Specifically, a sprawling, lesser known cesspool-like area of unknown usefulness and stank therein, perhaps utilizing the facade of 'nature reserve' to ward off the unwary of its true identity.
'What's that rancid stank, bro??'
'Look around you, son. We're sitting literally right in the middle of The Asshole of the Universe.'
'Must we toke up HERE??'
'Indeed. Now pass me that bottle, and right here: in the very epicenter of the Great Cosmic Ass, high as kites shall we imminently proceed to get.'
'So be it.'
'Look around you, son. We're sitting literally right in the middle of The Asshole of the Universe.'
'Must we toke up HERE??'
'Indeed. Now pass me that bottle, and right here: in the very epicenter of the Great Cosmic Ass, high as kites shall we imminently proceed to get.'
'So be it.'
by uncle Bert July 31, 2012
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EXAMPLE 1:
That guy is such an enlightened asshole sometimes! He calls himself a friend, but seems to think that it is funny that I am loosing my job at BP and will have to go back to teaching. I hate my job, but that doesn't mean that I was ready to look for another one!
EXAMPLE 2:
Every day when I get off work -- all I want is a cold beer or two, but my girlfriend has to ask shit like "Does beer really make you happy?"... sure it makes me happy... for about an hour... damn, she can be such an enlightened asshole sometimes.
EXAMPLE 3:
My vegetarian co-worker had point out that there was "dead animals" in my chinese chicken salad today -- that enlightened asshole ruined my appetite!
EXAMPLE 4:
(a statement which might be attributed to an enlightened asshole)
"Yes, the hurricane destroyed most of the city, but perhaps the survivors will have an opportunity to start fresh and make positive changes in their life."
EXAMPLE 5:
(a statement which might be attributed to an enlightened asshole)
"Littering is not bad... creating trash however is destroying the earth. Perhaps we should let trash fall on the streets rather than allowing it to be hidden inside trash bins and landfills. This would at least remind us all daily of the destruction we are taking part in."
That guy is such an enlightened asshole sometimes! He calls himself a friend, but seems to think that it is funny that I am loosing my job at BP and will have to go back to teaching. I hate my job, but that doesn't mean that I was ready to look for another one!
EXAMPLE 2:
Every day when I get off work -- all I want is a cold beer or two, but my girlfriend has to ask shit like "Does beer really make you happy?"... sure it makes me happy... for about an hour... damn, she can be such an enlightened asshole sometimes.
EXAMPLE 3:
My vegetarian co-worker had point out that there was "dead animals" in my chinese chicken salad today -- that enlightened asshole ruined my appetite!
EXAMPLE 4:
(a statement which might be attributed to an enlightened asshole)
"Yes, the hurricane destroyed most of the city, but perhaps the survivors will have an opportunity to start fresh and make positive changes in their life."
EXAMPLE 5:
(a statement which might be attributed to an enlightened asshole)
"Littering is not bad... creating trash however is destroying the earth. Perhaps we should let trash fall on the streets rather than allowing it to be hidden inside trash bins and landfills. This would at least remind us all daily of the destruction we are taking part in."
by Guru Crossly August 29, 2012
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