äppäräti

Gadgets worn around the neck.

The retard with the äppäräti.

by rperazag December 19, 2010

apartment in denver suburbs

Acronym for AIDS (A-partment I-n D-enver S-uburbs)

Do you have an Apartment in denver suburbs?

No, im clean!

by Kanye Weeze February 1, 2010

appars

another way of saying apparently

person1: what does baffed mean?
person2: appars its just another way of saying baffled... far cooler tho blates...

by judeshhhhh May 13, 2010

Apartment Monkey

a person who can only be trained to do simple tasks. Typically found living in apartments can sometimes been found in condos, townhouses and even neighborhoods. They're self-absorbed in themselves and think little of those around them, this is most apparent when driving or being a pedestrian. They are not gender or race specific.

That stupid Apartment Monkey just cut across 4 lanes of traffic with no warning.

That apartment monkey just walked right out in front of those cars.

by Anime Noob October 21, 2010

apparentometer

A device for deciding it is hotter than a thermometer indicates. A reciprocal device of wind chill factor apparently.

A recorded temperature is, for example, 28 degrees Celsius, but for the sake of alarmism a weather report will state the "apparent" temperature as at least 10% higher. It is obvious they must have an apparentometer.

by The CLimate Realist January 11, 2012

Apartment Outhouse

The act of using an apartment balcony as a toilet. Letting the raw sewage flow down on the neighbors below you. If the volume is large enough it can have the appearance of a waterfall. Repeated use will cause the patio furniture to rust changing the flow to a rusty orange color. Most often used by Frat boys and major douchebags.

My upstairs neighbor was too lazy to go walk to the bathroom and used the apartment outhouse.

by mitch guist May 24, 2013

Apartment Streaking

The act of dashing to one's own bedroom naked, in the presence of roommates, after forgetting to bring a towel to the shower.

Hey, I didn't see that you had guests. Would y'all mind turning around- I'm apartment streaking back to my bedroom.

by Waynesville July 29, 2014