Actuals

Slang for: Are you serious? Or are you kidding?

Mom: You have to eat all your vegetables.
Levi: Actuals?

by Jen Nifer May 16, 2016

well errrrm its probably blatent that maybe i dont actually just quite know...

when some one asks u a question u dont really know the answer to or just dont want to answer ...annoy them with this.

If a really fit girl asks you who u fancy more:

"Who do you fancy more, me or your girlfriend?"

You answer:

"well errrrm its probably blatent that maybe i dont actually just quite know..."

by Rhys November 12, 2004

actually

the ultimate comeback for any direct insult on your person

your'e gay

No, your'e actually gay

by O:,' December 22, 2007

actuary studies

1. The study of birds

2. Applies maths & statistical methods to assess risk in insurance & finance industries

Josephine was interested in birds so she looked up actuary studies in the University handbook

by Ernest Hemingway May 12, 2008

self actualization

A yuppie word for bullshit.

The kids had been hit by self actualization, because their teachers said so and then proceeded to chase them with it.

by normanorma May 19, 2009

Have😏you✨seen👀the🐱state😚of🦋her👩body💃 If🚤 I🧘 ♀️ beat🤜 it👩 💼 I👁 ain't🙅 ♀️ wearing👕 🅰️ Jonny👦 Adeola📍when💋 I👁 roll🤘 with👼 🅰️ geezer🛑 Is💠 it🟢 me👆 or😺 the💊 lifestyle🌌 sweetheart⛽️ Actually👹 I👁 don't🙅 ♀️ give🤲 🅰️ shit🤬

Kinda like the I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️ thing but with a different thing

Have😏you✨seen👀the🐱state😚of🦋her👩body💃 If🚤 I🧘 ♀️ beat🤜 it👩 💼 I👁 ain't🙅 ♀️ wearing👕 🅰️ Jonny👦 Adeola📍when💋 I👁 roll🤘 with👼 🅰️ geezer🛑 Is💠 it🟢 me👆 or😺 the💊 lifestyle🌌 sweetheart⛽️ Actually👹 I👁 don't🙅 ♀️ give🤲 🅰️ shit🤬

by _.vibe._ June 23, 2021

lmao they actually made it into a real thing

LMAO true

lmao they actually made it into a real thing succc

by madafakinpussydestroyer February 21, 2018