What the actual shiznits

A more discrete term for “what the actual fuck?”

Todd sees a video online that is seriously absurd and weird. He wants to comment, “what the actual fuck?” To tell everyone else that reads the comments that he thinks this video is fucking weird. But, swearing is restricted in this comment section due to the guidelines. Todd wants to be smart, and knows if he comments what he wants to, his comment will be deleted, and his opinion suppressed. So, he comments, “what the actual shiznits?”. This leaves Todd with his opinion expressed and his account left without warning.

by Sidiot2.0 September 21, 2022

he didn't actually pay Paul, though

Nope --- devious and undisciplined shyster dat he was, he did indeed rob Peter to obtain funds to pay Paul back, but then he used said stolen funds to just engage in more foolish spending (which of course is why he'd had to borrow money from Paul in da first place!). Shame on him.

One should be very wary of loaning money in any case, even if da requester says he needs da cash just to "pay back Paul" (i.e., to settle a debt he presently owes to someone else)... you should first research da requester's past performance in such matters; you will often discover dat some of his past loans were indeed supposedly earmarked for setting his debts with Paul, but he didn't actually pay Paul, though.

by QuacksO July 24, 2019

Lachlan but actually Stuart

Red haired boy who secretly loves cock, fantasises about sucking dick all day long and dreams of shadows

Man that dude is such a lachlan but actually stuart

by bushini349358 June 13, 2022

Actual Zombie

Used by r/AnarchChess by continuing the chain

Person 1:Google en passant
Person 2: Holy Hell
Person 3: New response just dropped
Person 4: Actual Zombie

by eef_q June 13, 2024

Actual Nigga

An actual nigga who licks bootyholes every day

John- are you an actual nigga
Tyron-ask yo dad what happen last night when i ate them poopie booty cheecks

by thatoneuglyassnigga June 28, 2022

Actually Romantic

A sarcastic phrase used to describe when someone’s hate or obsession with you crosses into weirdly affectionate territory. Comes from Taylor Swift’s 2025 song “Actually Romantic” on The Life of a Showgirl, where she mocks a rival’s fixation on her by calling it “sweet” and “romantic.”

Basically means: You’re so obsessed it’s kind of flattering.

She’s been subtweeting me for weeks. Honestly? It’s actually romantic.

by tslover1989 October 17, 2025

actually

When used to begin a sentence it means that everything said previous was bulshit and they know better.

Me something something something something something
The a****** using the word actually actually everything you just said is complete b******* and I'm going to tell you otherwise.

by Senores mysterioso March 25, 2021