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plank minute

A unit of time based off of the plank, a painful core exercise which induces an extreme burning feeling in the abdomen. Just like the actual plank exercise, the plank minute seems to last forever.
Bill: Bro, chemistry felt so long today.
Mike: Yeah man, it was a whole-ass plank minute.
by Kick ass high hive January 27, 2020
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Bruh Minute

TikTok. TikTok is the only thing capable of generating a full 60 consecutive Bruh Moments, thus creating a Bruh Minute. Studies show that a Bruh Minute can take several years off of a person’s life.
“Ayo, I finna take a bruh minute and watch some TikTok.”
by Ozegis September 11, 2021
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minute men

The Minute Men are a bunch of douchebags who sit around the U.S.-Mexican border shooting Mexicans who are supposedly stealing their jobs.

Instead of being angry at their greedy, profit hungry bosses who fired them, they just blame Mexicans for their troubles, even though Mexicans didn't steal their job or have any malicious intent. Their bosses are the ones they should really be pissed off at, not Mexicans who, like Americans just want to make a decent living for themselves and their families.
by Derek Zoolander August 24, 2006
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2 minutes

Imma break dis girl off wit da 2 minutes.


(Alton Roberts knows about this!)
by le-le September 25, 2003
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Fifteen Minutes

How much time Avril has until she's eating from dumpsters again.
*scrounges through dumpster*

"I thought it would last forever! I was soooo hardcore....ohhh, A half-eaten burrito!"

*munch munch*
by Patriot Games April 30, 2003
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15 minutes

15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance if you switch to Geico
Person 1: Hey so how are you today?
The Gecko: 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance if you switch to Geico
by armageddon ham September 15, 2020
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The Soldiers Minute

The soldier’s minute: In a battle, that’s all you get. One minute of everything at once. And anything before is nothing. Everything after: nothing. Nothing in comparison to that one minute.
The Soldiers Minute, you can never look back, but must look forward.
by TheRussian47 April 25, 2022
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