April 20th

International Knowledgeable people day! if you find someone unknowledgeable smack them with a spatula

P1) "Yo are you knowledgeable?"
P2) "no I'm really dumb, why?"
P1) *laughs, then beats p2 with a spatula*
P2) why did u do that to me?
P1) its April 20th

by UwUmommyOwO December 7, 2021

July 20th

The most sexiest girls were born on this day

It’s July 20th time for the bad bitches birthday

by Jayy li’ June 13, 2023

September 20th Massacre

The Area 51 Raid that failed horribly. Millions met their fate naruto running.

He died in the September 20th Massacre.

The government tried to hide the September 20th massacre by saying only a few thousand went.

by ┻━┻︵╰(‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ September 22, 2019

November 20th

National ask your teacher out day

Bro: Yo teach, I f /w u, wanna go out?
Teacher: Sure!
FBI OPEN UP MEME
Bro: It's fine it's November 20th

by Fruedian Slip November 19, 2025

April 20th

1. national marijuana day

2. adolf hitler’s birthday
4/20

happy april 20th!

by .qw3rtyz September 3, 2023

Januar 20th

National kiss Sunniva day, whether you like it or not, you have to kiss Sunniva on Januar 20th. Yes I’m talking about you Jonas.

Random person: Yo, you have to kiss Sunniva bro!
Jonas: Ew, no!
Random person: It’s Januar 20th! Do it!
Jonas: Well i guess..

*smooch smooch* *love love*

by BlueSuedShoe January 15, 2021

August 20th

August 20th is worldwide let-a-nigga hit day! Today any female should let whatever guy who wants hit! And if they cant hit, then at a bare minimum, send a boy some booty pics!!

"Aye bro I cant ever get any bitches" "It's cool bro, it's August 20th! National let-a-nigga hit day!"

by bigbootyhoelover August 20, 2022