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textbook my meat

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).
I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!
textbook my meat by TomBB January 11, 2009
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black meat 

From William S. Burroughs' "Naked Lunch" novel, it means junk such as heroin.
The Black Meat is like a tainted cheese, overpoweringly delicious and nauseating so that the eaters eat and vomit and eat again until they fall exhausted.
black meat by ChuckDewar April 27, 2014

plates of meat 

Cockney rhyming slang for 'feet'.
"I'm run off me plates of meat."
plates of meat by Anonymous August 16, 2002

Double Meat Wagon 

The act of two men simultaneously performing fellatio on one another.

AKA- Two dudes 69-ing
Guy 1: "Wow, those guys at the party last night were really really gay."

Guy 2: "I know, right? They're all about the double meat wagon."

Guy 3: "Fer real...now let's smoke this blehnt."

Guys 1&2: "Respect."
Double Meat Wagon by Krustables August 14, 2009

breast meat 

big boobs
Bekah's got some serious breast meat.
breast meat by bladdidy blah December 6, 2003

taco meat 

nappy, black, balled up hairs, which resemble crumbled ground beef. Can be in the "kitchen" or on any part of the body.
when i get a perm, all this taco meat will be fried, dyed, and laid to the side.
taco meat by soozie February 3, 2005