Fat Tax

A federal tax on all states that deducts you eligible tax return every year for being OBESE. Based on your BMI.

dude 1: "Man, I may not have the Beetus, but that fat tax is straight up Nazi foreal yo."

dude 2: "Yeah, Roger is gonna go bankrupt!"

Roger: "Man, fuck the Police!"

Fat Tax by Them Flan Boyz (2) September 8, 2009

fat finger discount 

buying stocks at bargain prices after a moronic trader types a "b" instead of an "m" in a sell order for a million shares causing the stock market to drop 1000 pts in a matter of minutes.

Friend: Dude, you see the market dropped 1000 pts in 15 minutes today?!

Me: Yeah man, I got a nice fat finger discount on some Accenture ADRs at a penny a share.

fat finger discount by helltrader May 10, 2010

Fat dream 

A Fat dream is a Wet dream except instead of the usual thin attractive women you dream of an overweight obese women.

I can't get the images out of my head of the fat dream I had last night.

Fat dream by lawnboi13 November 23, 2010

fat people block 

people two times weight for thier size aid with each other and use their fat to block skinny people from living, eating or pissing. they will surround every type of enviromnment and ritual for thier slaves to perform for them. their heavy weight followers chase and torment pretty people that stand out, or are victimized.. anything they can feed off of so ti keeps them occupied with thier corruption.

An act of hording your fat weight and completely ruining people to astro turf so then people don't help YOU.. when then you hord again and again and again, block, block, block

while the victims lay and rest, the government is industrializing which will reduce the fat people block one day and they will see themselves as a bunch of winey losers.

fat people block on isle 4- food section of dollar tree, look that little lad can't get to the soup.

fat people block at game boy store.. skinnies are not alound to play games.

fat people block on website htp;ww.gayfuckuss.com, scam fat people overtaking the country in attmept.... in attmept... to run out skinnie people.

fat people block for an hour and a half at the food store, I still can't get to the chicken and I lost a pound waiting.

Fat people block at the porn shop, looks like the raped victim will neverhel if the world is overcome by these fat grease hords.

fat people block by scotscot'sgirl December 4, 2010

fat dad 

man who drives a 2 door car in florida

mackenzie's fat dad gave me a ride to the squirrel farm

fat dad by mfinks14 December 30, 2011

Fat Man in the Bathtub 

A euphemism for sexual activity

1. Molly and I did the ol' Fat Man in the Bathtub last week.
2. Did you use a shower cap?
1. Yeah, she said we couldn't do anything until I put it on.

Fat Man in the Bathtub by I wish I was Scandinavian August 29, 2013

Fat Bass 

An insult made from the combination of "fat bastard" and "fat ass".

Look at the Cheetos all over his fingers, what a fat bass

Fat Bass by SockLoyal123 March 23, 2017