i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m 

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself

friend: hey how are you?

me:oh well .. i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m by XxGlitch_TwinxX October 25, 2020

i hate simps 

It means i hate people who does too much for a girl

John: i donated 50,000 dollars to her. Me: I hate simps

i hate simps by A stroke October 28, 2020

i_am_a_duckhead 

A funny youtuber that uses text-to-speech and is mostly known for their series "Reacting to sans fangirls" which is basically the emoticon :V reacting to 7-year-old-girls who are "in love" with the infamous Undertale character, Sans the skeleton. They have 213K subscribers on YouTube and have a subreddit based about them.

human being 1: Hey, have you seen i_am_a_duckhead 's newest video?
human being 2: Yeah, it was pretty funny.

i_am_a_duckhead by JCexists November 3, 2020

i'm watching you always watching 

me in school and the teacher said I'm watching you always watching

me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

well probably cuz I did something bad

I'm watching you always watching is weird

i'm watching you always watching by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 4, 2020

i walked to burger king

I WALKED TO BURGER KING THEN I WALKED BACK HOME FROM BURGER KING:) one of the most pogger songs out there, right by Never gonna.

I walked to Burger King. Then I walked back home from Burger King. Usually used as a defense in intense or important political debate or discussion. The lyrics are truly life changing.

i walked to burger king by The stickbug November 22, 2020

I’ve got it under control 🍷🍺🥃🕺🏻 

When someone most certainly does NOT have it under control....

Don’t worry Kellie, I’ve got it under control 🍷🍺🥃🕺🏻

I’ve got it under control 🍷🍺🥃🕺🏻 by Tidal365 November 26, 2020

i went to Sweden 

i just lied

person: "i know the truth about uhm him and his uhm relationship with his uhm girlfriend"

*5 seconds later*

person: "I WENT TO SWEDEN"

i went to Sweden by louistomlinsonismyhusband December 16, 2020