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Fag Watcher

Fag Watcher
noun

A person — or often a small group — who engages in obsessive, predatory stalking behavior, particularly targeting homosexuals in private or vulnerable moments. Fag Watchers use covert surveillance, harassment, and sometimes advanced gang-stalking techniques to monitor their victim in situations where the victim has a reasonable expectation of privacy (e.g., at home, in the shower, using the bathroom, or during sexual activity).

This behavior is not just morally sick — it’s criminal. In many jurisdictions, it’s considered stalking with a sexual motive, a serious offense that can carry enhanced legal penalties.

The term is critical of the perverse hypocrisy, entitlement, and cowardice of people who insert themselves into the private lives of others — often while pretending to be morally superior or socially righteous.
Example:
“He kept showing up near my apartment, commenting on things he shouldn’t have been able to see — I’m pretty sure he’s a full-blown Fag Watcher.”
by Blare Bitch Project May 3, 2025
mugGet the Fag Watchermug.

FAG

A FAG is a “Fit Alcoholic Gambler”—someone who’s in great shape but has a habit of getting drunk and making reckless bets. Despite their disciplined fitness lifestyle, they can’t resist a high-stakes gamble after a few drinks.
• “Togi is the ultimate FAG. He deadlifts 500 lbs but loses it all at the blackjack table after two shots.”

• “Being a FAG isn’t about losing—it’s about the thrill of the bet, even when you’re hammered.”

• “Gym in the morning, casino at night. A true FAG lifestyle.”
by Goblinh0lder January 31, 2025
mugGet the FAGmug.

Fag

Imagine you’re waiting at a traffic light to turn left and the traffic just keeps coming and light turns red and just before you turn an inconsiderate asshole in a BMW comes flying by and runs the red light. What’s the first thing that comes to your head?

“Fag”

Right, but you’re not thinking of him as a homosexual, you’re thinking of him as an inconsiderate douche bag like a Harley rider.
by jkilla69420$$ February 14, 2021
mugGet the Fagmug.

Fags

Republicans, conservatives, racists, bigots, and anyone who voted for trump or wears a maga hat

*Not to be used to disrespect the gays this is a ignorant use of the word but if you see a group of trump supporters it's ok to say look at those fags
Only fags voted for trump.
by I am illusion December 2, 2024
mugGet the Fagsmug.

Fag

1. A person who drives a squatted truck or Tahoe.
That guy drives a squatted truck, therefore he is a fag”.
by Jack Stevens June 27, 2023
mugGet the Fagmug.

Douche-fag

when just calling someone a douchebag isn't good enough, you replace the suffix -bag with -fag.
Jorge: hey bro, I just took a piss on your dog.

Carlos: What The Fuck "Douche-fag".
by El Jalapeño August 22, 2011
mugGet the Douche-fagmug.

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