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Chris The Bachelor

The modern English word "stupid" has a broad range of application, from being slow of mind (indicating a lack of intelligence, care or reason), dullness of feeling or sensation (torpidity, senseless, insensitivity), or lacking interest or point (vexing, exasperating).

Short for involuntary celibacy, incel refers to an internet subculture of men who blame women for the fact that they are not having sex.
by tinychatjumpinchat December 11, 2020
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Chris

Chris is the kind of guy who babysits you for a month only to end up in a committed relationship. He likes women, but loves their children even more. If he is you're teacher, you may end up in court (he can't help himself)
1. Mommy I'm getting a new daddy after all! Mr. Chris said I could call him that anytime!

2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.
by HOLLABBHOLLA May 11, 2017
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Mary and Chris

The literal definition of soulmates.

I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.

They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!

Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.
Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!

Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!
by entercreativepseudonymhere January 21, 2021
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Chris

A Chris is annoying little spastic. A Chris would always talk annoying things over the phone and when it comes to life he would run away. Chris is a small little virgin that will never get a girlfriend
Did u here that Chris guy get rejected by that girl over there, little spastic
by BillIsMyGuy September 18, 2020
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chris duel

Cigar smoking, bourbon drinking, gun shooting, cool guy...
by BeachesLoveJeeps July 7, 2015
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Chris

He acts the gayest in the friend group
He’s very passionate about his friends
He loves to dance

When u look into his eyes he’ll put you into a trans

He has a very good taste in guys
Chris is very passionate about guys
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Chris

My friend Chris can’t spell Gatorade so he is a dumbass
by Apple juice 1 May 13, 2023
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