M I K E

The creator of humans and more importantly potatoes

M I K E is the true god and gave us the greatest gift of potatoes

by Kayoid November 19, 2023

k, beers on me

some weird old guy saying it idfk

'k, beers on me'

by URLOCALFLOP January 13, 2023

f--k

When you type the f word without typing the whole word.

I'm mad at you, but I don't curse so f--k you.

by Katie654321 July 28, 2016

K State

K State is when you transcend the K Hole, regain partial motor skills, and become a super human.

That wook polished off the bag, entered the K state, then managed to mosey over to J Rad while everyone else fell out.

by PP Gang Official April 10, 2022

fatal k

the smallest nugget of shit that floats in the toilet bowl. commonly seen in people with a low fiber diet

jacob: yo for some reason when i poop only Fatal Ks!
Doctor: Oh no! Listen to some good music and it should clear you right up

by nardy w October 11, 2022

k-love

never fails to get you right no track

you will suffer without it though

k-love i would give it a 9 plus you can call the prayer request number its not the best though

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Aleksandr k

Broadly eastern European descent. Most likely named for Alexander the (not so) great. Unlikely to read a book but pretends to know everything. May or may not be narcissistic depending on birth year. Likely to be insecure and perhaps oppressive given the lack of broad availability at your local souvenir shop.

Is it just me or is Aleksandr K a total narcissist?

Aleksandr K is only nice when he needs something from you.

by Mm168 November 22, 2021