John Hanson 

John Hanson, a handsome man in his 60s,likes to hit on younger women,smells of freshly cut grass.

I wrote a song about John Hanson today

John Hanson by A.holmes November 9, 2019

John gonzales 

Short for Buford Samuel Humpindinkle or a little boy who’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

She wishes she was John gonzales hot

John gonzales by Papi chulo * November 26, 2019

John Emmet 

he’s short, wears vans, probably has adhd or add, and has a high pitched chipmunk voice.

he’s hella short! oh wait, he’s a john emmet

John Emmet by bry2022 February 21, 2020

john mettee 

gay ass nigga that likes cock

john mettee gay lol

john mettee by i hate john mettee February 22, 2020

John F. Kennady 

When you explode on her face in the back of the car

Yo me and Becky just did John F. Kennady, and I have never seen a bigger load.

John F. Kennady by Quarantine Killer April 25, 2020

John fisher 

John fisher is a school full of smelly batty boys. Boys who take the 154 are smelly they think that they have big cocks when I can leak any of them in just one second. Most of the mandem are trash. They think that they are bad. They say they make the 154 live when truly it’s the girls because before they come the bus is already lit so they can suck on each other 1 inch cock.

Girl 1:Omds is that John fishers

Girl 2:Yes they are gonna ruin the vibe ugh

Everyone else: FOR REALLL

John fisher by Johnfisberisshit June 9, 2020

john lucas 

John Lucas is a very loving boy he likes to play a lot of games and he is a very lovable and kind person a lot of friends very popular he is a green eyed boy with straight hair and he is a hot and sexy!

John Lucas

john lucas by anonymous December 14, 2020