David

A nigga who likes dick up his ass. He may or may not have a sibling named junior who he practices his rituals with

Yooo you a david?

by ExoticBerd September 28, 2021

pulled a David

Verb. To meet someone randomly at a party and based on very little information and friend them on facebook the following day.

"Remember that random girl I met last night? She totally pulled a David on me... saw a friend request from her this morning..."

by ezzzzdsaf September 21, 2013

Chris loves David

The act of the Chriss loving the Davids.

"See Chris over there, he loves David. Chris loves David"

by BurgundysauceBackwards February 27, 2022

David

He is the best person in the worldddddddddddddddddd.

Sussy: Hey, your rude.
David: You talkin to yourself?

by Gerald Apricot December 6, 2021

David

Most likely a male friend that don’t invite his friends to his wedding

David should feel bad

by Ssskkajska August 23, 2020

Juan David

Juan David is a person with an incredible style, he is cheerful, beautiful, perfect and simply radiant. All people think he is unreachable that's why it is so difficult to be close to him.

Be careful with Juan David, he is wild and a bit self-centered but nothing that his beautiful face and body won't make you forget.

Juan David is a really bad bitch

by Jhonbrown November 24, 2021

smelly David

A young fellow, a teen by the name of David, who does not ever take the time to shower or apply any sort of odor that will make him smell appealing. For some reason though 8lbs pounds of gel seems to be the appropriate amount to put in his hair. Nobody's how but for some reason there is a perfect example of this in quincy that somehow has a girlfriend

John: "Yo huge fucking party tonight"
Joe: " Ya I think smelly David is coming"
John: "Fuck, he's bouta make this place smell like absolute shit"
Joe :"True, i'll tell him to fuck off"

by Nigleteers May 6, 2017