Pot crack

Someone who smokes crack from an asshole

Yo bro your a pot crack?

by Blue564 May 12, 2020

crack moon

Any full moon that falls on the same date as a welfare check.

The fried chicken place in the gas station was really busy today, it must be a crack moon tonight. I hope I have some beer in the fridge because there isn't a chance in hell I'm stepping foot in the liquor store today.

by DrinkingBen October 16, 2015

CRACKED

a person wich is simply to op at a video game more spesificly fortnite and also meaning overpowered

Dude I am so flipin cracked at this game!

by Archie the OP December 21, 2019

Big craigs crack dealership

fuck off bitch my name is michael you asshole all you do is suck cock all day

wow Big craigs crack dealership is a fucking cocksucker

by Some_Person_Was_Taken May 9, 2020

how’s your bum for cracking walnuts

Small talk before moving on to the main subject or purpose of a meeting.

We’ll have a bit of how’s your bum for cracking walnuts before we raise the issue of the current trade inbalance

by Wordcracker October 10, 2020

Cracking the Thunderbird

When you put the pointer finger of one hand into a woman's vagina, the pointer finger of the other into her anus, in an alternating rhythm, as if you're trying to crack the combination of the Keyless Entry System on a 10th generation Ford Thunderbird.

"Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"Great! Ended up Cracking the Thunderbird on her."

by DarbyCrash69 October 6, 2023

Crack one's clackers

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force

Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020