Lax Bro

Anyone who lets lax take over there lives and embraces the lax gods. He will do anything to play with his stick and believe in the Lax year of 2025. His ambitions are to go to John Hopkins and be deemed a Lax God. His flo is also so hard he makes woman pass out as he passes by them. The All-star of all lax names is Sea Balls it posses the BTB shot. Insane I know. (BTB means Behind the Back underhanded). Laxbro's wear pinnys with their numbers at all times! They care around there sticks and their moms usually yell at them for it, but a true laxbro will only try to hide it from her and not put his stick down. A true laxbro will have a boner to beat Friendswood and stroke the butter with his Lax stick. Every Laxbro has a pseudonym like El Diablo, Sea Bass or something cool n lax like that. Also every Laxbro has a lax it up shirt. If your not constantly holding your stick and getting woman to think your super hot just because your a laxbro then your probably not a laxbro. Also every laxbro has a back up stick that is huge and they usually carry it in their pants. Also you must like to get super high all Laxbro's light the dank if their not doing that their laxin' it up or taking care of their great flo's. May the Lax Gods be with all Laxbro's out there.

SeaBass: Dude my mom hates when I Play Lax in the car.
Not a laxbro: Dude is that possible?
SeaBass: Anythings possible if your a lax bro!
*Thud from a hot ass chick walking by and passing out by seeing SeaBass' flo*
Not a laxbro: Dude I wanna be a lax bro
SeaBass: then come with me to practice with my coach because i practice with him everyday because we are Laxbro's
*Now at Practice*
Peter: Lax bro's I have a BONER to beat Friendswood
SeaBass: Coach me too!!
Johnny Boy: Its that Lefty laxbro!
Alex: Where da dank at Laxbro!
Adam: Mucinex f's me up
Mitch: Dub step Bitches!
T. Spain: I've been shooting all damn DAY! 100% on Faceoff Bitches
Jaz: John Adam n Zack
Chronic Sam: They call me the REALITOR cuz i get sooo many yard sales
Blake: Seabass your such a Laxbro!
Cameron: I like to score and I can do it with both the ladies and in Lax cuz im a Laxbro
Johnny boy: Your a retard!
Peter: Don't ever skip practice to stroke the butter also key to the game is Dodge Shoot Score.
Not a laxbro: Im gonna work so hard to be a laxbro
*A few years later*
Not a laxbro, but now a laxbro: Ever since ive became a laxbro ive gotten so many woman and all my friends are Laxbro's and were all soo cool and the ladies think were super hot!
*Laxbro's in a huddle*
Seabass: Break out on Laxbro's on 3...2...1
Laxbro's united: LAXBROS
*everywomen in the universe just came*

by Cinco Lax 38 June 30, 2011

Basic Bro

A guy who:
-has gingham shirts in all colors
-Post shirtless photos on Insta
-has no preference in music

-gets too emotional during sporting events
-thinks too many women complain about sexual harassment
-loves his Chukka boots

-brags about sexual conquest that have never happened
-buy, sells or is looking for steroids
-Marvel movies are his life
-wont wear sunglasses without croquis
-upgrades muffler to sound louder and more badass
-loyal Archer fan

You think you are special, but your actually just a basic bro.

by DP_Shaff November 16, 2017

Lax Bro Fire Drill

when at a red light you and your bros wearing lax pinnies get out and change the color of the pinnie. if a bro doesnt have a pinnie on he must moon the car next to him. and is mocked by his other bros. Only acception is if the bro is wearing a polo. or other Bro shit. Baseball Players cannot engage in this activity and it can only be done on mondays,tuesdays,thursdays, fridays, saturdays, and sundays. wendsdays are Broly days

that Lax Bro fire drill was totally the bees vagina bro

by alexander Flowveckin November 13, 2010

Film Bro

Someone who proclaims to have an all-encompassing knowledge of filmmaking but whose main personality traits are making 4 hour long YouTube videos about why The Last Jedi was worse than the Holocaust and shitting on Ghostbusters 2016. The Film Bro (correctly) dislikes the cynicism present in both films, but wastes everyone’s time by reminding us that it's shit years after it was fashionable, often in a long-winded and repetitive fashion.

Mark, my self proclaimed "Film Bro" friend, claims to be a true cinephile, but when we hang out all he talks about is how Rian Johnson is evil incarnate. He's never actually asked me and the boys if we could go see a movie, either.

by Hoagy Macintosh March 2, 2021

Debate Bro

A synonym for sophist. One who argues in "bad faith".

Jimmy kept arguing that the Earth is a flat square made of cheese and used a priori axiomatic presuppositional post-rational empirical multivariate and fuzzy logic to justify his position. He must be a debate bro.

by Paul Smutten July 9, 2022

don't tase me bro!

A phrase spouted by punk-ass n00bs who can't back up their insolent behavior right before they get a tazer to their dome.

stupid n00b: don't tase me bro!

(taze)

stupid n00b: (screamed in a girly voice) arrghhhhhh!

by MJMizzle October 2, 2007

sweet bro

Sweet bros are a sub-group of the larger and more well-known Douche bag group. Sweet bros are differentiated from the rest of the douche bags by their frequent use of the phrase, "sweet bro" ("how are you?" "I am great" "Sweet Bro."). During the fall and winter months, sweet bros can be found all over the country in their respective homes. However, in the summer they migrate to large metropolitan cities where they engage in "summer sales" where they prowl neighborhoods, going door to door, selling Satellite television service, Pest control, or Security systems. It is important to note that if you are ever approached by a Sweet bro, it's likely because he wants to try and convince you to do summer sales as well so as to increase his pay grade. If this happens, hold totally still; their vision is based on movement. Sweet bros employ many of the token douche bag practices such as fist bumping, staring at themselves in the mirror at the gym, and shopping at Abercrombie and Fitch.

Does that Sweet bro know his hat is cocked slightly to the left?

That guy was a total Sweet bro.

by Cloakt1 July 8, 2009