the butter joke

I can't tell you, you might spread it

Oh do you know the butter joke? No, what is it? I can't tell you, you might spread it

the butter joke by Jennio March 8, 2017

The R.Jeezy

A drink consisting of Vodka and Sparkling apple cider, at a ratio of 1:2, adjustable to personal preference, and stirred not shaken.

The origins of this drink comes from Bakersfield, California, when a man named Roger thought to mix the two aforementioned when his wife could not drink vodka and decided to drink the apple cider during a cold x-mas night bonfire gathering with his wife's side of the family.

Bob goes to the bar and sees a prego drinking sparkling apple cider, when he suddenly felt the urge to order "The R.Jeezy," a 1:2 mix of Vodka and Sparkling Apple Cider.

The R.Jeezy by R.Jeezy January 9, 2008

The union jacks 

1. Where Alex goes to urinate.

2. The most hilarious joke in the world.

Peter: Alex's going to the union jacks. HA HA HA.

The Jew: God Peter's stupid.

Liam: fap fap fap

The union jacks by RoryGalway February 12, 2010

the swedish juggler 

"popping" the male's penis in one's mouth. (this action is similar to "popping" a finger in a mouth to make a raindrop noise). this action is followed by the partner juggling the male's testicles with their dominant hand's forefingers. (this act does not necessarilly require that the male actually has three testicles. it is actually possible to juggle only two balls. it is not, however, possible to perform the swedish juggler on a single testicled male. that would be called a "granny shot").

wow, i heard that she fell in love with that foreign circus boy in two days and totally gave him the swedish juggler last night in the fire-eater's tent.

the swedish juggler by wonderwilma July 11, 2009

Wreck the hoose juice 

In Scotland it's Magners irish cider that gets you absolutely totally drunk that you fall over, drop stuff, be sick and wee everywhere except the toilet,therefore "Wreck the hoose!"

"Ah'm gonnae be steamin the night on wreck the hoose juice!"

Wreck the hoose juice by Peter Strang March 19, 2008

The Union Jack 

He'll ban everyone who plasy Era on graal.

The Union Jack banned Dell Melvar.

The Union Jack by ShoFo October 1, 2003

The natural Jacob's ladder

Happy trail/beard going 'from the bottom of my lip to the top of yours' - by 423

P.S. Should include an arrow at the target.

Girl, wanna see The natural Jacob's ladder? It's from the bottom of my lip to the top of yours.

The natural Jacob's ladder by 423-JL March 1, 2014