potato patrick

guy who eats a lot of fries

guy a: uhhh ill get 12 large fries

guy b: damn okay potato patrick

by zeruela June 10, 2025

Potato

Something ten times better than a fudging tomato

Why would I have a tomato when there are Potato's around!

by Abu Dreit June 24, 2025

Potato log

A beefy tinfoil wrap filled with potatoes onions and carrots where there is no such thing as too much butter or seasoning. Often enjoyed camping or at a bonfire

I could go for a potato log right now

by Sterling the poor man's nikisk October 20, 2025

Potato Curbside

Hanging out in the car while someone goes out for errands, just waiting, and then you're scrolling through your phone being lazy.

Potato Curbside, just sitting there in the car while someone else goes out and does some errands, and you're playing on your phone?

by shailockbear November 13, 2025

Potato

An over weight women of bad character who is a terrible parent and avoids all adult responsibilities with narcissistic tendencies and the self proclaimed authority to rule over all. Also known as a Brittany or ao9

Man that lady is a potato

by LDDD3 December 14, 2025

Potatoface

When you do a terrible Irish accent and, raise the tone of your voice by an octave, and squish up your face like a constipated leprechaun.

Not recommended. As offensive to the Irish as blackface is to black people.

"Every time a rainbow comes out, Shlomo pipes up about a pot of gold in that stupid accent and potatoface.

by Gogglespaezao December 18, 2025

Potato cannon

When you’ve been holding on to farts for a while and you go to the toilet and the compressed gas causes a firm poo to shoot out with an almighty foonk.

Describe your last bowel movement in two words?

Potato cannon

by Deuce Bigaflow January 7, 2026