emo boy

Skinny, efeminate girly-boys who dress in black a lot. If you're lucky, one of them may even have a studded dog-collar round his neck. They look like piss-weak goths; aren't even strong enough to get THAT right. Laughable attempt at "individuality" by dressing and acting towards a pre-existing code-- at least goths listen to cool music!

John: "Dude, I accidently knocked that Emo bitch over and he was so weak he apologized to me!"
Jake: "Mother.... Let's smash the bitch!"
Everyone else in the room: "YEAH!!!!"

by benjiboy July 18, 2006

emo glasses

black, thick glasses

she looks like a freak with those emo glasses on

by gena April 20, 2003

emo kids

Teens who believe everything that MTV tells them to be gospel, and waste their parents' hard-earned money on flimsy band t-shirts, box-framed glasses and other pre-packaged merchandise courtesy of their local Hot Topic store. Not to mention the CD's containing the emo music, which is a waste of money in itself, because by the time these kids are 23 none of it will even matter.

Bands such as Dashboard Confessional have no reason to cry, because you idiots make them rich.

You don't have to listen to shitty music and wear stupid clothes just to be different. We are all different, and a "crowd" is an abstract idea, not a real thing. It's you who label yourself, not other people. Don't spend money and time chasing uniqueness; you were born with it.

Aww hell, nobody listens to Wes. Screw it. Waste your money.

by Wes July 27, 2004

Trojan Emo

When a person at first sounds like a nice person, only to go on a rage-rant for no aparent reason, making you question your peopleskills.

I have known this guy for over a month, little did I know he was a trojan emo.

by Yamaraj May 24, 2011

emo juice

Blood and semen mixed together. Usually accomplished by making a horizontal cut across the pee hole of a penis and then ejaculating.

Hey pal, cut my dick so I can shoot emo juice in your face and or mouth, you hose bot!

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

emo boy

The emo boy is a pathetic, unoriginal attention seeker who hopes to get somewhere in love and life by jumping on the bandwagon of the lattest faddy scene. Often like bands such as My Chemical Romance and Fallout Boy who can't play / sing / write a good song.

Could possibly be gay and just hasn't come out of the closet.

Emo boy: My life is shit *cries* even though it isn't really. *Cries* Its still shit!!! *cries* Give me attention!

by SonicYouth July 18, 2006

Emo Princess

The kind of girl most men dream of meeting, she is charming, funny, sexy and smart in equal measure.

Sadly for most men she only has eyes for young emo boys, so she leaves a trail of broken hearts wherever she goes

I met a girl at the bar last night, she was totally an Emo Princess. I think i'm in Love.......

by Billybob24 May 10, 2011