David

The blackest person in the world. The most skinniest guy ever.

David is the blackest.

by Nice cookie woman January 24, 2024

david

hes really not all that, cute smile tho

david- eh

by yvub cr November 19, 2023

david

hes weird and not funny. he can go smd

david shut up

by dontcancelme July 14, 2022

Pulling a David

When you are with a freaky girl so you throw her off by doing her missionary style. But afterwards while she is showering you shit in her purse then leave.

1: I tried Pulling a David last night.
2: Did you clasp the purse afterwards?
1: Nah, could not waste the time
2: Then you didn't officially pull a David

by Adm_Twigs October 9, 2020

david keever

STRONG as fuck! Popular by 8th grade! Gamer! becomes a FAMOUS gamer by 9th Grade!

Omg look it's David Keever !!

by Idk who I is! May 14, 2014

A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.

"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016

David

Extremely attractive, muscular, and smart ... But not smart enough to like Loral.... Just love me already.

I love you David, I want my babies to look like you.

by Doedoedidit November 23, 2022