David Brannigan

A salty liverpool fan who is jealous that Cristiano Ronaldo signed for Man Utd

Ronaldo scored and now he’s being a real David Brannigan

by It’s me David September 11, 2021

david hall

sooks and complains most of the time and loves commodores and hates toyota cruisers

i like david hall he has a nice beard, if only he was clean shaven

by wefituknow May 25, 2017

david pisahov

pussy eating beast

a great man with a greater dick!

?omg did you see that dick David pisahov have
!omg it is soo big

by david pisahov April 25, 2017

the david bear

A bear from Massachusetts which requires cold temperatures, constant care, love, and affection.

The David Bear is in his nest that Meggie made him for the weekend. They love to snuggle there…

by Crow Hill Crime Family January 11, 2023

david the vampire

oh my god he’s literally so hot help me jesus christ david please marry me

marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”

me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”

by kenny 🤞 November 05, 2021

David Sacks

An obnoxious Techbro, founding member of the PayPal Mafia, delusional Libertarian, tankie apologist of Russia's invasion of Ukraine who denies reality (including Russian war crimes), and a brown noser of Elon Musk. Lacks social skills and thinks he's an expert on the war in Ukraine after reading a few books about the war in Vietnam and some articles on the internet by "non-interventionists". Thinks he's smarter than everyone else and knows better than the US government.

A gem from Dec. 12, 2023:

"Ukraine has lost Crimea, Donetsk, Luhansk, most of Kherson, and Zaporizhzhia forever. If it doesn’t negotiate a peace deal now, it will also lose Kharkiv, Odesa, the rest of Kherson, and more. The flag wavers who think they’re helping Ukraine are just dismembering it."

Did that guy just pull a David Sacks?

by NAFOMan December 23, 2023

Davids mom

Hottest Bullshonkey around.

Guy 1: Davids mom is thicccer than a doorknob
Guy 2:Tuff

by GucciGuyJackIsNotGucci April 21, 2020