Essex Back Slang

its a bit hard to explain but, the general rule is you put 'UVAG' in the middle of a syllable. Unless there is a noun next to the UVAG, then, you replace the 'U' with what ever noun is next to it.
For example, the 'C' in cat, is one syllable, so you would put Cuvag-at.. 'CAT' cuvag-at.
An example when using a noun, 'HELLO' hEVAGell-lUVAGo. :)

I think thats about it,
suvago uvagi wuvagill buvage uvagoff thuvagen.
buvag-ye buvag-ye.
X

suvago uvagi wuvagill buvage uvagoff thuvagen.
govag-ood luvag-uck wuvagith Evagess-uvagex buvagack-sluvagang!
buvag-ye buvag-ye.

so i will be off then.
good luck with Essex Back slang!
byebye.

by Ollie. March 5, 2008

knocking on the back door

During anal sex, the person that is doing the penetrating and thrusting is the one that is doing the "knocking," and the anal opening is, obviously, referred to as the "back door."

When Eric and Amy are in bed, he's always knocking at the back door.

by Zeeky H. Bomb March 19, 2005

holla back girl

God awful new song by gwen stefani on her worst album sofar: love, angel, music, baby.

This Shit is Bananas,
B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
Yeah Gwen, your shit is bananas.

by Edwin April 15, 2005

Down To Not Text Back

A variation on "Down To Fuck," Down to Not Text Back implies a girl that will most definitely not return your digital advances. Usually, this situation can be transparent. However, the worst cases occur when you get totally played and blindsided by a girl who's seemingly really really really into you.

Absolutely not, she's definitely down to not text back.

by Bury Me A Lion August 6, 2011

baby back bitch

Crying and whining like a bitch

Mike's Cowboys lost on Thanksgiving and instead of being a man he acted like a baby back bitch!

by 8NTSHYT November 28, 2021

Yack and come back

The skilled art of imbibing additional copious amounts of alcohol after vomiting alcohol consumed earlier. This exercise is frequently performed by a subject when trying to emphasize his ability to consume large quantities of alcohol over a lesser skilled, inferior opponent who is irrationally verbally confident of his drinking ability.. Often, this action is performed without the knowledge of the inferior opponent or onlookers as this may diminish the initial celebratory festivities that follow the defeat of the opponent.

-Yo B! Dayam it took you 3 bottles of crown to take out that foo that was talking shit the other night.. How’d you do it?
-Yack and come back cause that’s how we roll! AND I got pics of that foo barfing in the trash crying his sorry eyes out…
-That’s tight!

by deux December 30, 2008

back door troll

The turd of poop in your partner's ass thats blocking the back door.

I assfucked my girlfriend last night.. the back door troll made a mess of the sheets

by GeneralEarl October 31, 2009