Beat meat repeat paradox

When you're bored you beat your meat. This feels really good, but the more often you do it, the less satisfaction you get from it.

Dude I'm stuck in the coomer beat meat repeat paradox because of quarantine and my lack of skills with women.

Beat meat repeat paradox by please enter your username February 16, 2021

Smoked Meat Sandwich 

Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.

Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!

Smoked Meat Sandwich by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021

Street meat 

A really rough looking pussy! One that has been roughed up one time, a bunch of times.

You've been around the town - I bet you've got Street meat.

Street meat by Stumbles17 May 15, 2021

Frick Meat 

Frick Meat is a type of seasoned beef so good it makes you orgasm in your mouth.

Hey Bob, have you ever tried Frick Meat? Yeah Sam, I tried your dads last night.

Frick Meat by Jepsee June 16, 2021

brown the meat 

sex of the derrier

I'm totally going to brown the meat with Sharon tonight.

brown the meat by big ol' steve June 18, 2009

playing the meat flute 

sucking dick

"i heard Caleb is playing the meat flute"

playing the meat flute by taconigger March 5, 2016

Prepare the Meat 

When you dip your man-stick into a bowl of lubricant to make penetration easier and smoother

Dude! I forgot to prepare the meat last night!

That sucks!

It still felt pretty good though

Prepare the Meat by I-Be-Pimpin April 25, 2017