J-Bag

The combination of the popular and widely used "Douchebag" with the greedy and selfish stereotypes of a Jew.

Donald stole my burrito from taco bell that i really would have enjoyed. He already had two tacos anyway. That J-bag didn't even leave any hot sauce! I would have given him a bite if he asked.

by iLOVEmunchies October 2, 2007

git bag

a womans vagina ; pussy

your mother is a git bag

by eric j alexander June 16, 2008

Shady Bag

(Adjective) Vernacular referring to a bag of illicit substances that contains noticeably less "stuff" than was advertised, but not so much less that the purchaser will do anything more than grumble slightly. For bags missing much more of their content, see "fucked over".

"Goddammit this is a fucking shady bag! A quarter ounce that weighs barely 6 grams... WITH the fucking bag?!"

or

"If that mother fucker sells me one more shady bag I'm gonna take a pair of bolt-cutters to his fucking taint."

by Astro-Smoker April 1, 2010

Douche Bag

A feminine product used for cleaning out the female vagina.

Also slang that means something closely related to asshole or shitface.

Why'd you poo on my jacket you douche bag?!

Jenny, my pussy is dirty can you get me my douche bag?

by tookis April 5, 2010

Douche Bag

Someone who makes you want to punch them in the face.

Dave Kennedy is a Douche Bag

by Jigga Hacker February 19, 2010

Gangle Bag

A teenager who is very shallow, or lacks a personality. A gangle bag is also commonly known as a "mall creature".

All that crusty old gangle bag cares about is clothes, her nastiness is off the charts.

by weeeeeeeeenistdaviss:D March 2, 2010

Douche Bag

Anyone who appears or watches a reality television show.

Hey man, American Idol is on in 5 minutes.

Fuck off mate, that show is full of Douche Bag's

by Ceebus May 17, 2009