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J-bag
1. A rude person who makes stupid, often irrelevant smart-ass remarks that impress no one.
2. A socially inept person who relies on shitty online computer games to feel like he has friends and a life.
3. People who generally cannot take jokes or pranks very well and are easily offended to the point of being immature and pathetic.
4. Someone who is overly attached to his laptop.
5. A male who constantly crosses his legs in a very feminine fashion.
6. Someone who can only talk about himself.
7. A goody-goody who tattles on his friends much like a stuck-up pre-school girl.
8. Someone who flirts with his sister…
9. Someone who thinks that achieving level 99 on Runescape is like having an orgasm.
10. A person who has a scary, nerdy voice that sounds like he had his voice-box removed from smoking too much.
11. Someone who answers questions obviously not directed towards him.
12. One who must use tweezers to masturbate.
2. A socially inept person who relies on shitty online computer games to feel like he has friends and a life.
3. People who generally cannot take jokes or pranks very well and are easily offended to the point of being immature and pathetic.
4. Someone who is overly attached to his laptop.
5. A male who constantly crosses his legs in a very feminine fashion.
6. Someone who can only talk about himself.
7. A goody-goody who tattles on his friends much like a stuck-up pre-school girl.
8. Someone who flirts with his sister…
9. Someone who thinks that achieving level 99 on Runescape is like having an orgasm.
10. A person who has a scary, nerdy voice that sounds like he had his voice-box removed from smoking too much.
11. Someone who answers questions obviously not directed towards him.
12. One who must use tweezers to masturbate.
J-bag by FuckRunescapeForever99 April 17, 2011
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J-bag
A (derogatory) term for a Jew, usually implying stinginess. Etymology unknown. Perhaps deriving from a variation on tea bag(?)
J-bag by Fred Leesa July 9, 2006
j-bag
People who try to act and think they are Japanese. Mostly little white girls from America. Hannah Minx is a great example.
j-bag by trogkiller August 26, 2011
J-Bag
The combination of the popular and widely used "Douchebag" with the greedy and selfish stereotypes of a Jew.
Donald stole my burrito from taco bell that i really would have enjoyed. He already had two tacos anyway. That J-bag didn't even leave any hot sauce! I would have given him a bite if he asked.
J-Bag by iLOVEmunchies October 2, 2007
J-bag
A word commonly used to define one who is constantly trying to scam free shit off of others even though they clearly have more money then them.
Ned pulled another j-bag manuever today; he went down to the cafeteria to get a coffee, but when he went to the register to pay he told the lady it was water.
Ned hobbled his dirty j-bag ass over to Patty's desk to see if he could score some more free shit from her and her co-workers.
Ned hobbled his dirty j-bag ass over to Patty's desk to see if he could score some more free shit from her and her co-workers.
J-bag by Gary Madison December 11, 2006
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j-bag by Nick is the best December 7, 2006