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Beard Milk 

Beard Milk is a naturally occurring liquid produced from the fermentation in a beard by bacteria to produce a nutritious and health white liquid capable of raising a baby to become a well bearded and well adjusted human. Research shows it to be more nutritious than colostrum.
Hey man, your beard is swelling, looks like you better get someone to help you get that Beard Milk out and to the baby as soon as possible.
Beard Milk by JasperBaby May 7, 2020
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honey milk 

(adjective.) another word to describe something as soothing or comforting
ex- her voice is like honey milk
ex- the blanket feels like honey milk
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spaghettio milk 

milk with spaghettio sauce and noodles in it

Vampire Milk

Milk that has been mixed in with a woman’s blood clot from her period cycle. Preferably made with milk from the same source the clot came from.
Mollie, that clot you have going on is HUGE. you should make vampire milk with it.”
Vampire Milk by vansareoverrated September 2, 2020

Manmade Milk 

Another term for Jizz/Cum
Daddy, can I drink some of your manmade milk?
Manmade Milk by Kboyfc07 September 11, 2020

Tree Milk 

Tree milk = tree sap

Idk how I can be any clearer
“Damn look at that Tree Milk over there
Tree Milk by Trooke UwU September 13, 2020

Dick milk 

When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out
Baby:*cries*

Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk

baby:*still crying *

male:well u may need some of my dick milk

*male undoes jeans *

male*rubs tip of dick*

baby :sucks dick

male :atleast it gives us both pleasure