Facebook Overload

When people new to Facebook are constantly online posting statuses that never really make sense.

Often posting statuses that say LMS

"Dude! I just got a Facebook!"
"I can tell. You're totally in Facebook overload."

LMS

Facebook Overload

by BabyJay6 December 5, 2011

facebook mind fuck

When you see a status, that simply mind fucks the shit out of you. Literally like you may catch aids without protection.

facebook mind fuck status- "its like an unstoppable force meeting an unmovable object"

unlikely victim of looking at the status, - bro, i think i just been mind fucked, i have aids...

by Izzytheshizzy December 29, 2011

Facebook Fifth

Something you don't want to say on the Facebook Wall that might incriminate you

as you reply to someone's comments, " I'll plead the Facebook Fifth on what I did in high school!"

by Gr00vnSEE January 1, 2012

Facebook Confident

Someone who will like or comment on anyone's status, picture or post without a care in the world

Jonh: "did you hear that Adam liked Louise's status last night?"

Anna: "But Adam has no idea who she is?"

Jonh: "I guess he is just facebook confident"

by Robin French January 8, 2012

Facebook Commitment

When you reply to an event as "going," you must go to that event no matter what.

John accidentally got himself into a Facebook Commitment for a party and had to miss his sister's wedding.

by hahagoe September 6, 2012

Facebook

The place where you finally get revenge on people who bothered you in the past.

(Directed at the teacher who called someone a know-it-all)
How is making a small statement supposed to be 'knowing everything?!

So that's getting revenge on Facebook.

by SomeoneNew October 18, 2012

Facebook Sprung

When two couples have been dating for ONLY two months or less and telling each other "I love you" & talking about each other on FB and posting some annoying ass lovey Dovey bullshit on each others profile thinking its cute, but in reality, its annoying as fuck...

Guy post status about GF: I love her so much. I wanna marry her!

Friend comments: HOW FUCKING CUTE! And how long have you two been dating now? two months? a week?
GTFO you're Facebook Sprung

by koolpool13 November 11, 2012