American

Something that I'm grateful every day for not being

- There's so much shit going on in Massachusetts oh god
- Damn I'm grateful every day that I don't live there nor am I American ^^

by jensimp11 October 31, 2020

American Dick Trap

when you and a buddy use a pocket pussy fucking both ends at the same time, it creates a suction similar to that of a Chinese finger trap, forcing both parties to frot their dicks together inside the toy until they climax.

Tom: Hey did you hear Frank got a pocket pussy on the weekend?

Dan: Yea, me and him are gonna preform an american dick trap with it.

by Parallax266 December 5, 2022

American Lawn mower

: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn

Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower

by Wolvesgottalong September 9, 2021

American

A native of America; originally applied to the aboriginals, or copper-colored races, that has always been here and still here to this day ; but now applied to the descendants of Europeans born in America.

The Americans have been Reclassified as Colored, Negro, Mulatto, Black and now African American (All Misnomers).

by Chief Kitchi Waya March 7, 2022

American Senses

The uncanny, and supernatural ability that any, god loving American patriot can sense oil within a radius of 50 Big macs

God loving American patriot: Man my American senses are going nuts why does a backwater town in the middle of nowhere have oil?

by God Loving American Patriot August 10, 2023

American

Translates in the English language to “Retard” plural “Americans” is “Retards”

Oh look that retard (American) playing football

by EDL AARON December 30, 2021

American Healthcare

See also: College, Taxes, Nonexistant, expensive

Bob lives in Britain, he always says to be careful in my war video games, the soldiers can't afford or find American Healthcare.

by anonymous February 13, 2024