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The Tear Jerker
When a man is receiving fellatio from a woman, he extricates his penis from her mouth and sticks his erection in her eye, thrusting back and forth vigorously. Such action produces tears in the female which remain on the tip of the penis. The penis is then reintroduced into the female mouth forcing her to taste her own tears.
Jon gave Michelle the tear jerker last night and now she is wearing an eye patch and has a salty taste in her mouth.
The Tear Jerker by Nate Edwards January 1, 2009
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the dillion jay
have a bowel movement on the floor. then have your partner sit in it. and you proceed to screw them up the rectum. when you are about to cum, say "Samba Roll" and do a 'round-the-town' movement(like spongebob)and then cum inside them.
the dillion jay by Dilly Shalaly December 27, 2006
The Lumber Jack Duo
Where two men get done double teaming a girl or another man. Then they proceed to beat there fully erect boners against the said tag teamed parties face.
As brian and Dustin got done tag teaming this girl. They made her sit on her knees and chopped her face repeatedly with there boners. Hense-forth known as the birth of the LUMBER JACK DUO
The Lumber Jack Duo by D1bull54 October 2, 2009
The Fake JsT
Some stupid immature shit who writes unfunny things on Urbandictionary and pretends to be someone else.
The Fake JsT by JsT February 11, 2005
The Apple Juicer
When an individual takes 4-6 apples and puts them on the end of a plunger. He/she then proceeds to thrust the apple covered end up their partner's asshole. After a while, the person's asshole begins to seep out apple juice/jelly where the thruster eats it.
The Apple Juicer by Slutty Slexor February 19, 2011