muffintot 

something you call your ex to make it less awkward when you comment on your shared "now single status" on facecheese

MR ExBoyfriend is single.

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ExGirlfriend: "congratzzz muffintots!"

muffintot by ExGal May 7, 2011

muffintrilogy 

vagina =cum+3 times.

She going to do the dirty on me.But she missing out on licklashing with my muffintrilogy.

muffintrilogy by oxocubes1 October 13, 2011

muffincholy

The pensive, almost gloomy feeling you get after consuming one-too-many muffins. This can also be used after a hungover-brunch that doesn't necessarily have to involve muffins, but must involve a hefty amount of carbs.

"Dude, what's wrong you're like staring into space."
"Oh what? I'm fine I'm just a bit muffincholy right now."

muffincholy by collie-wollie March 26, 2014

Muffintopism 

The new fashion craze sweeping poverty stricken cities worldwide, where young women who make babies end up in a welfare induced state, wearing the undersized clothes they have left over from their promiscuous, childless, highschool days. The result being that their gut fat is squeezed downwards to their pant line, where it becomes sandwiched between two tight areas resulting in protrusion. A process very similar to the formation of mountains between continental plates.

"MY GOD... Muffintopism has taken over our city! Get the president and Jenny Craig on speed dial!"

Muffintopism by NightRider5oh June 5, 2015

Muffins 

Moofle's best friend who has no filter. She compliments others, while also telling them the truth. For example, "those glasses make you look pervy." Muffins represents a kind person, but many people find them intimidating.

"Alex is such a muffins." "You two are such a moofles and muffins"

Muffins by muffins19 June 4, 2017

Muffining 

When somebody searches throughout the internet to find a piece of evidence that agrees with their point of view, no matter how obscure or idiotic that piece of evidence is, and then holding true to that piece of evidence despite being shown much more verifiable and publicly trusted pieces of evidence, just because they are afraid of being wrong

Look guys Nilloc is using a paper written by a crackhead that he found on the 50th page of Google, I can't believe he's muffining again.

Muffining by Delt__ June 4, 2018

muffinbumper 

A refined and genteel reference to women who are of a lesbian persuasion.

Muffinbumper: I'm having a hard time finding a boyfriend because all the guys assume I'm a muffin bumper.

muffinbumper by boba poppas June 14, 2018