Cream Egg

Taking a poo while masturbating and proceeding to ejaculate on the poo afterwards

“Hey man I just had a cream egg!”

“Oh, did it taste good?”

“What do you mean, why would I eat my cum covered shite!”

by CreamyEgg May 5, 2020

Pistachio ice cream

Ice cream that leans towards being homosexual in nature.

Ryan gray has a secret proloclivity of pistachio ice cream

by Generalpatton44 October 5, 2021

Sour cream boys

Some twins that are pale asf and can't tan worth of s h e t.

Have you seen those Dolan twins? Looking like some sour cream boys

by Ishurboi May 24, 2018

Cream

Cum lol

I made your mom cream last night. A LOT.

by Cock and ball torturer March 4, 2022

Cream cheese sushi roll

When the man rolls up the woman in a blanket and proceeds to have sex with her.

Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before

Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?

by Dadude2020 December 6, 2021

Old Cream

An alcoholic beverage consisting of one part Old Hopkings spiced gold rum or Captain Morgans with two parts Cream Soda.

Just had a Woody Woodpecker down the park time to relax with an Old Cream

by Meier's Massiv July 22, 2015

Cream Filled Doughnut

A Cream Fill Doughnut is when you fill your significant other with jizz in the anus and then eat their Anus up and try to get the jizz in your mouth and swallow

"Yo bro I just Cream Filled Doughnut Jessica bro it tasted a little weird, but it was so fun"

by pussy cat licker March 10, 2024