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When you ejaculate into a woman's vagina and proceed to eat/slurp it out with your mouth.
"Hey Sid, Jordan, come share this Cream Egg with me!"
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by PenguinWanker January 26, 2018
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.
Hey let's make this 3 sum a cream egg party.
by Loosebumhole January 09, 2021
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Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.
Hey let's make this 3 sum a cream egg party.
by Loosebumhole January 09, 2021
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cream egg! meaning .. you ram the egg up the vagina then punch it hard so it breaks and then lick out the remains.

its usually a lesbian party trick.
'emma and steph cream egg-ed it up last night'
by amelia12345 January 25, 2008
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after ejaculation the receiver gently pulls up off the penis, so releasing some semen,letting it slide down the shaft and covering the testicles (eggs)
after a good season on the cock, Victoria gently climbed off Paul's shaft releasing some of his hot sauce,dribbling down onto his sack, hey presto... cream eggs
by Ja Wobbles April 17, 2006
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