Top definition
When you ejaculate into a woman's vagina and proceed to eat/slurp it out with your mouth.
"Hey Sid, Jordan, come share this Cream Egg with me!"
via giphy
by PenguinWanker January 26, 2018
Get the merch
Get the Cream Egg neck gaiter and mug.
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
Get the mug
Get a porch dick mug for your brother-in-law GΓΌnter.
2
Chocolate covered cream in the shape of an egg.
Eggzample: Cadburys cream eggs.
by Skellyscribbles April 16, 2006
Get the mug
Get a cream eggs mug for your Aunt Yasemin.
3
Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.
Hey let's make this 3 sum a cream egg party.
by Loosebumhole January 09, 2021
Get the mug
Get a Cream egg mug for your cat Georges.
4
Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.
Hey let's make this 3 sum a cream egg party.
by Loosebumhole January 09, 2021
Get the mug
Get a Cream egg mug for your Uncle Paul.
5
cream egg! meaning .. you ram the egg up the vagina then punch it hard so it breaks and then lick out the remains.

its usually a lesbian party trick.
'emma and steph cream egg-ed it up last night'
by amelia12345 January 25, 2008
Get the mug
Get a cream egg mug for your cat Callisto.
6
after ejaculation the receiver gently pulls up off the penis, so releasing some semen,letting it slide down the shaft and covering the testicles (eggs)
after a good season on the cock, Victoria gently climbed off Paul's shaft releasing some of his hot sauce,dribbling down onto his sack, hey presto... cream eggs
by Ja Wobbles April 17, 2006
Get the mug
Get a cream eggs mug for your mom Rihanna.

Activity